Aye! Mark Leser! In the fact of the matters be, Me finds meself talkin in charachter mostly out of me own need ta perfect me habbit (???)Errgghhh was that Hobbit? Nay not, it be habit! Indeed!
It be the way, the truth, and the life!
(changed so as ta knots interupt a closely and worldly 'spression of faith)
Ye be a pirate froms where me ole son? and am I remiss in 'avin a drynke wit thee?