I would not eat a hot dog ifin you even used yer lips! Which remeinds me does everyone remember Pat Boone and those ridiculous commercials he did for Hoffy Hot Dogs? "I can't think of anything I'd rather have then a Hoffy Hot Dog" well mr holy roller! Huh! Let me introduce you to a perfectly grilled Rib Eye Steak or a lobster newburg on wild rice or even a damn pizza for God's sake Hoffy hot dogs.. Hhhhrumph..... sorry i gets all ....... ne'er mind.
Sir William, I believe I am going to need about a two inch thick rib eye steak (medium rare) eggs three and (all medium well) and hash browns for mornings meal this morning kind sir?