PyratePhil

Thank you, M'lady. As always, you're a shining light in a cesspool of Pyrates... Matt, me friend...the top hole is indeed for the head... And if you notice, the bottom hole is heart-shaped... It's a PIMP MASSAGE TABLE! YO! CHECK IT OUT! YOUR TABLE IS READY!

Cakes

guffaw / titter

Fire Engines!

chuckle / snork

hued Vegas freaks

...I'm sooo blue...

"Hubby - it's what's for dinner"

role players / role players

you've got me flushing now...

*shakes head sadly*

squeeeeeeeeze

ROFLMAO! Oh, that was sooo funny... Thanks, I needed that. :)

boy

nut

Thanks. There's a school that teaches massage therapy a few towns over - I've guest-lectured there, and one of the students was leaving, so they contacted me.

Here ya' go... Eminem... Are you female or male: Rain Man Describe yourself: Bad Influence, Guilty Conscience, Low, Down, Dirty How do some people feel about you: Bitch, He Got Game, Big Weenie How do you feel about yourself: Just Don't Give A F**** Describe where you want to be: On The Shady Side of Town Describe what you want to be: Renegade, Role Model Describe how you live: No One's Iller Than Me Describe how you love: Stimulate, Till I Collapse, Under The Influence Share a few words of wisdom: Sing For The Moment, Show Must Go On, Bad Guys Always Die

Happy. (Don't all fall down at once, now ) Just got a sweet deal - a nice fully-loaded massage table in almost mint condition for $50. This one usually goes for about $600. Looks like this...

John- I don't have any experience with ComCast, but I DO with Verizon... ...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... ...'nuff said?

Rock Steady

Wrong board, Matt.

Rock of the Westies

Mine be electric too, lad! Whot a small world... I jes' stick it in the wall outlet, and I'm ready for play! Now, my second organ, that one can use batteries - and you ought to hear the sounds it makes!

Ah, the "technicians"...yeah... Well, I can't really afford their "services" too often... And the games they play - with those extended warranties - always trying to sell me protection for my organ... No, I think I'm just better off playing with it until it breaks.