The Doctor

Why is it so important that no child gets left behind? What if I don't like that child? And that other one smells funny...

That's a debt I'd be happy to make good on. :)

Congratulations, love!

Happiest of birthdays, Merry!!

I'll anxiously await your tit-for tat, love. For all is not "Lost", eh?

And thank goodness you caught my joke! No simmering down needed, love. OK, maybe a bit. Or a lot. I've seen you wield a blade. If that's not sexy, I'm hard pressed to know what is. :) All right! We were talking about Disney's goofy decision of showing the trailer for "At World's End" during a show no one wants to watch. Yeah?

Fair enough, dear lovely lass. Know that I have reveled in your countenance these long and lonely nights. By morning next this young budding flower shall become a rose. This bud's for you. :)

I'll catch it on You-Tube, then.

Oh, please, not "Gimping with the 'Stars'"! You're talking about an incredibly lame show (anyone getting the puns?) to premier the trailer for the Summer blockbuster?. Why show the new trailer amid the few, the hobbled, the C-list? Give us a date, a time, and a web address! We'll be there, and legion shall be our number! :)

Fine. I'm sticking around. Blame Booty for intervening. I'll still be here to moderate when necessary.

It's truly amazing to me how even a "good friend" can turn on you over things you have no control over. A deeply saddening thing that has me questioning my continued presence here. Expect my resignation as moderator within the next week.

And we'll draw the party out through the MN Ren Fest! Hell, I'd be hard pressed to find a better ship's surgeon anywhere. :)

Cool. Now we're pushing white-out conditions.

We're getting lashed with a hellish mix of howling winds, ice, and snow.

Happy birthday, Sea Rover! We still need to get together at Mac's this year and tip a few back!

Speaking of cravings, Merry, darling dear; will you be at the MN Ren faire this year? :)

Lady Alyx, check this out: http://pyracy.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=9898

Perhaps that's why I'm this drunk? And why does Shanni seem so suddenly familiar?

Absolutely. And I love to practice! :)

I'm a great fan of Franklin. Washington was quite the philanderer, but Old Ben earned more "B. Franklin slept here" plaques. :)

I've always found my preference in women favours those with some years behind them. The younger ones typically require too much instruction.

A lovely 12-year old bottle of Jameson's.

I fully intend to tuck into a nice bottle of Irish whiskey when I get home.

Don't wanna work, and I really would rather not be this sober.