Scuttlebutt
Stand around the water cask, introduce yourself & get the scuttlebutt.
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This is the place to drop all those foul and oft time dubiously humourous tales, jokes, puns and other such offal. Capt Weaver "fifteen men with a dead man's wench yo ho ho and a bottle of rum."
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Happy birthday there Lass set yerself down an have a tankard or two of rum as I raise mine , my tankard that is , in your honor . And may you live to be 120 and may the last words ye hears be mine . " Slaint !"
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real pirates 1 2
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what say you ? i knows real pirates i name no names but thieves they are destroyers n' killers bandits n' bootleggers outlaws n' criminals be careful what you say one may be here now
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Pyracy Pub and NQG in Newspaper Wire story
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Check out the Pirates Online box! This story was in a bunch of papers around Nov. 1st. http://www.bayarea.com/mld/cctimes/living/7157621.htm
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In case you haven't seen this ......... The Third Infantry Regiment at Fort Myer has the responsibility for providing ceremonial units and honor guards for state occasions, White House social functions, public celebrations and interments at Arlington National Cemetery....and standing a very formal sentry watch at the Tombs of the Unknowns. The public is familiar with the precision of what is called "walking post" at the Tombs. There are roped off galleries where visitors can form to observe the troopers and their measured step and almost mechanical silent rifle shoulder changes. They are relieved every hour in a very formal drill that has to be seen to believe. S…
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have a great day lass
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Have a day to remember lassie. I'm sure you earned it! Black Jack
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Since I didn't see one elsewhere, I hope everyone has a great Thansgiving. Remember what we all have to be thankful for and fair winds...
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started a new crew in north Louisiana, We be the Red River Privateers. Any advice on attracting other unruly scalywags to the group would be most appreciated.
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Home at last 1 2
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I rolled in late last night. I opted for one of my buddies to meet me in Baltimore and drive the 3 hours to get ot Newport News instead of flying, with 3 layovers, and taking 7 hours to travel to the same destination. Did I mention I was also spared a night over in Charleston with my 5 year old too. Anyway I opted ask my buddy to drive 3 hours to get me and everything worked out fine and I arrived a day early. Anyway, I'll post more as soon as I catch up on my e-mail.
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Now I know most of you swabs are die-hard pirate fanatics, I also I know ye know yer stuff - so I figured I'd have a good deal more trying their hands at me Pirate Trivia Contest, located at Bilgemunky.com. SO... To sweeten the pot I've made two significant changes (as well as giving my site a much needed face-lift. Growing pains, ye know). First - I added an extra CD to the grand prize pot, and also changed the rules so that you don't necessarily have to answer ALL the questions correctly to win the grand prize. and Second - I've added not one, but TWO not-so-grand prize packages, so even if'n yer not THE winner, you can still win somethin' fun. C'mon ye barnicles …
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Aye, I'm hopeful of importuning the irrepressible and erudite Captain Barquentine to share the verbage of his many travels and tautomological skills with those of us who be not so gifted by nature in expressing ourselves in a manner so abundantly scurrilious.....but e' seems pre-occupied lately with press'n health matters (an' we all know nothin be more important than yer health after plunder......rum..........ale................companionship...........anyway..... .....). So I'm ask'n ye mates to put forth yer favored Pyratical imprecations....and if ye have none.....then stir yer turgid rum saturated pox lesioned grey matter incite yer ______.......neurons... …
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The Color of Courage One day, a pirate ship is cruising the seas off the coast of England when the scout yells, “There's an English ship on the horizon.” Immediately, the crew looks to the captain, who valiantly says, “Bring me my red shirt.” The captain dons the shirt and the British ship commences the attack. The captain and his men fight valiantly and crush the British attackers. A few days later, the scout yells, “There are three English ships on the horizon.” Immediately, the crew looks to the captain, and again he says (in his most manly voice), “Bring me my red shirt.” Again, the English ships begin their attack and the pirates fight off all three of the attack…
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'ere's' to ye, ya lousy Flippin', scale-tailed rodent, you!!!...'ere's some rum, summa the movies ye make seem as tho ye be drunk already!!...RRRRR!!!"
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Tis' the birthday of "Mad Maudlin McCrumb". But she's still young enough ta have fun. She has the knack ta please "Ol' Black Jack". And too bring Captn' Weaver to cum! Happy Birthday Puddin'!!!! Ol' Black Jack Shalaq
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Rolls several hogshead 'o the 'ROYALISTE' finest down the gang plank, tossin' tankards everywhere......"Damn, Siren!!..Happt Birthday to ye, Lass!!!!...Drink ye'reself under the table, an' don't appologise to nobody!!!!".....
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Oh Yeah!
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Avast ye maties, but I've spent a few pieces at a mighty website known as Teach's Hole in NC. The place, dedicated to one Blackbeard himself, sounds like a great Pirate shop and me thinks there be more there like an exhibit for the notorious one. Has any of ye dropped anchor at Teach's Hole? How mighty be the place?
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A very 'appy berfday t' ya Capt. Flint. May yer tankard overflow wif' rum and may y' never run out o' it.
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A little while back I was informed of the need for someone I know to place a kitty in a new home. At first, I had to say no, for a variety of reasons, the least of which being certain people's necessity to have two black Persians if we had anything at all. Feh. However, some changes in the winds for the Penny have made it to where I can hopefully open my home to this wee beastie in the not-too-far future. YAY! From what I understand, said feline is an orange tabby, and has been addressed in the male gender. I need to talk to the person who told me about him before I can get any extra info. It's been over three years since I've had a kitty, and this little critter c…
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Click here.
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Angus, Unless I'm wide o' me mark, the bumper sticker run-off contest is over, "If you can read this, prepare to be boarded" was the winner, and we were going to get bumper stickers prepared. (?) Any news? Capt. William
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How about a section with all member's birthdates listed in date (not year LOL) order? This way everyone can be wished a happy one on their special day! What do all you pirates think of this idea?
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Happy Birthday to one Lass from another!!! Pull up a keg, the drinks are on me!!!!
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