Taemus MacRoegen Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Good, definately. Good rum, good sex, good treasure, good sex, good rum..... Aye, I would say I'd use mine for good. Here's ta' swimmin' wit' loose limbed women.... Iffen ah'm drunk ta' tha' brink, do prop me up, me darlin'... But iffen ah'm anywhere near bein' sober ta' me gills, do buy me a drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 A super power of my choice..... x-ray vision...... would I use it for good..... That's debatable..... For me, looking through women's clothing would be good..... And think what it would do for the sales of lead underwear...... Victoria Secrets could start a whole new line........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caraccioli Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 The power to understand what people actually mean.What their intentions are. I spend a lot of energy,unfortunately,on this. Further unfortune is actually eventually finding out. This superpower,I fear,would drive its possessor starkers. Wasn't it in one of the Hitchhiker's books where a whole planet had been given the ability to read each other's minds so they had to resort to talking loudly all the time about nothing to thwart this ability? (Otherwise they would go insane as flintlock jack suggested.) "You're supposed to be dead!" "Am I not?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caraccioli Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 x-ray vision......For me, looking through women's clothing would be good..... And think what it would do for the sales of lead underwear...... Ok, this leads me to one of the things I've wondered about on occasion. How, exactly, could Superman see the color of Lois' underwear in the movie Superman? He might have been able to measure the dimensions of her pelvic bones, but unless "X-ray" means something different on Krypton... Even that new "backscatter imaging" X-ray machine that airports are playing with only reveals shadowy images. I suppose they could recolor the image, but that's still not able to accurately show you the color of Lois' underwear. Am I thinking too hard again? "You're supposed to be dead!" "Am I not?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Am I thinking too hard again? Yah..... takes all the fun outta x-ray vision...... I want the kind that Superman had..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt Sophia M Eisley Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Am I thinking too hard again? Yah..... takes all the fun outta x-ray vision...... I want the kind that Superman had..... Yah might be thinking too hard there, but it's fun to ponder. I'd suspend belief on this one. Even in secret agent movies the "X-Ray specs" or goggles are often touted, with said agent trying them on and looking one of his female coworkers up and down. They didn't mention impervious to lead in those movies that I can recall. Perhaps we'll meet again under better circumstances. ---(---(@ Dead Men...Tell No Tales. Welcome, Foolish Mortals... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taemus MacRoegen Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 If the X Spex saw just beyond the bra I'd buy one. No, on second thought, I wouldn't. I'd buy two. I think Superman is the one thinking too hard if he's spying Lois' unders. Bastard. Here's ta' swimmin' wit' loose limbed women.... Iffen ah'm drunk ta' tha' brink, do prop me up, me darlin'... But iffen ah'm anywhere near bein' sober ta' me gills, do buy me a drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Am I thinking too hard again? Yah..... takes all the fun outta x-ray vision...... I want the kind that Superman had..... Uhhh, Ya might want to think about that one again, Patrick. I mean, imagine walking into a WallMart with x-ray vision. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 "OUCH" Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis "the blue" Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 ok xray vision in Walmart is just a bad thought to begin with. You realy don't need it since half the woman at the one by me have their underwear hanging out the backside, and not because they are showing off their thongs. It's because their ass is rolling out from their sweatpants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I mean, imagine walking into a WallMart with x-ray vision. That's the real reason Pyrates wore eyepatches..... (saving thier night vision.... ppppfffft..... some people will fall fer anything...) And some O' them WallMart shoppers....(you know... the ones who should NEVER be alowed to EVER wear spandex.....) make that eyepatch one of me most treasured possessions........ (I have two eyepatchs just fer those tymes........) AND rum, fer th' tymes when even the most well made sturdy eyepatch just won't help....... (lot O' Rum.....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I mean, imagine walking into a WallMart with x-ray vision. That's the real reason Pyrates wore eyepatches..... (saving thier night vision.... ppppfffft..... some people will fall fer anything...) And some O' them WallMart shoppers....(you know... the ones who should NEVER be alowed to EVER wear spandex.....) make that eyepatch one of me most treasured possessions........ (I have two eyepatchs just fer those tymes........) AND rum, fer th' tymes when even the most well made sturdy eyepatch just won't help....... (lot O' Rum.....) Kind of goes along with that bumper sticker... spandex isn't a right, its a privilege... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salty Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 verra true to the above statement Mud Slinging Pyromanic , Errrrrr Ship's Potter at ye service Vagabond's Rogue Potter Wench First Mate of the Fairge Iolaire Me weapons o choice be lots o mud, sharp pointy sticks, an string Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caraccioli Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I think Superman is the one thinking too hard if he's spying Lois' unders. Bastard. If I recall it correctly (it's been quite awhile), she asked him if he could see what color underwear she had on. So Supe is not entirely at fault. "You're supposed to be dead!" "Am I not?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taemus MacRoegen Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I think Superman is the one thinking too hard if he's spying Lois' unders. Bastard. If I recall it correctly (it's been quite awhile), she asked him if he could see what color underwear she had on. So Supe is not entirely at fault. Then,mayhaps,he could control the depth or strength of his sexray vision? So if he's squinting it probably means he's undressed you with his eyes. Bastard. Here's ta' swimmin' wit' loose limbed women.... Iffen ah'm drunk ta' tha' brink, do prop me up, me darlin'... But iffen ah'm anywhere near bein' sober ta' me gills, do buy me a drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Mayhaps she was asking for it *raised brow* Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 she asked him if he could see what color underwear she had on. Dang.... That Lois is such a flirt............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taemus MacRoegen Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I'm betting no thong for Lois. Granny panties all the way, pulled up to her naval. (echhh!) Missionary mundane. No woofin' either. I'm out. Superman can have her. Here's ta' swimmin' wit' loose limbed women.... Iffen ah'm drunk ta' tha' brink, do prop me up, me darlin'... But iffen ah'm anywhere near bein' sober ta' me gills, do buy me a drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Agh...I'm not into women but even I didn't need that image lol... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I'm betting no thong for Lois. Granny panties all the way I don't think so..... You wouldn't guess is by her outter clothing ...But Lois is such a flirt, she has an entire collection of all the sexy Victoria's Secret stuff..... and some from Fredericks........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 (edited) Fine. I'm sticking around. Blame Booty for intervening. I'll still be here to moderate when necessary. Edited March 9, 2007 by Mad_Jack Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 Glad to see you're still here Jack! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis "the blue" Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 random thought of the day...... I was recently watching a show about alien abductions, and a bunch of the people were saying they were analy probed. I then began to wonder what kind of sick perverted degenerit aliens do we have coming to this planet that have to keep stick stuff up peoples butts! This random thought of Dennis "the blue" was brought to you by KY Jelly Never be caught off guard by aliens with out having your KY with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 Maybe it's an inferiority complex... Something about them being little green men..... That might also explaine why they fly such big powerfull spaceships...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 Fine. I'm sticking around. Blame Booty for intervening. I'll be here to moderate where I should, and stir up trouble where I can. By the way; have I mentioned how much I like Irish Whiskey? Good for Booty! I'd really miss your...different...sense of humor. I don't know how many times you've made me laugh out loud. Pub wouldn't be the same without ol' Mad Jack. :) And, yeah, I think you've mentioned the whiskey thing a few times. ~~ Random thought, question: Ever buy something just because the name sounded interesting? I bought some green tea only because I couldn't resist something named "Sky Between the Branches." I bought purple/black iris plants named Queen of Night, because they gave me a sort of "vampire flower" vibe. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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