Capt. Sterling Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 General goods ...maybe "Sterling & Son" could open a shop? lol Ah, 'son' is in charge of the procurement department, I take it? **cough...cough** Ahem... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angus Lasseter Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 As ye be sayin' When yer in port... An' as I be seein' it, if yer not in port, ye can't do th' job, so....... Mebbe I should take on bein' th' Harbour Master then? Doin' alla th' upkeep o' th' Harbour, makin' sure th' bouys ha'n't shifted er been carried off, checkin' ta see if any sandbars done appeared er shifted. Aye, lotsa work ta be done in an Harbour, a right full-time operation! A fellow Pilot er th' Harbour Master, whichever, I'm easy. Hmmm I thought Habour Masters were some what synonymous with Tax collector?? Oh no, ye didn't just say that! So yer sayin' I'd be collectin' an Harbour (not Habour) Tax? Only thing I'd be collectin' is room n' board (wine, women, an' song mebee as well Heheheh) Mind ye, Harbour Masters an' Pilots did collect a fee fer pilotin' a ship safely ta port... But that's just gettin' paid fer a job... Ixnay on the axtay ollectorpay! A. Lasseter Wot's ya mean I's gotta check me Pistols n' Cutlass at th' door?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Sometimes Sterling and Crewe has to "catch" us to keep things "on-the-level' as it were. Wouldn't want too many of the wrong sorts poking their noses in our loverly little community now would we? Bo Now hold fast a second here... ye want me and mine to protect ye lot by manning said fort (next ye will be wanting us to build it as well)... ye want me and mine to arrest ye on occasion to give the appearance of things being on the up and up...(I reckon that means I needs add a gaol to my list of dependencies on the plantation grounds) And yet the only thing me and mine get out of the bargain is to have my daughter threatened with harm whilst I am away ..um...requisitioning merchandise for my father's trading empire? Hmmm seems this proposition is decidedly listing in one direction and not mine. Oh by the by Bo, Animal, Patrick and other supposed social outcasts of the village....hunting party Sunday after church ...the hoards herds of deer need thinning along with the rafters of turkeys .... too much meddling about in the corn and tobacco... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 (edited) Hmmm I thought Harbour Masters were some what synonymous with Tax collector?? Oh no, ye didn't just say that! So yer sayin' I'd be collectin' an Harbour (not Habour) Tax? Only thing I'd be collectin' is room n' board (wine, women, an' song mebee as well Heheheh) Mind ye, Harbour Masters an' Pilots did collect a fee fer pilotin' a ship safely ta port... But that's just gettin' paid fer a job... Ixnay on the axtay ollectorpay! A piloting fee is well earned... for them that provide the services, after all the labourer is worthy of his hire, and who wants all them wrecked ships cluttering up any escape routes in and out of the HARBOUR... as to the Ixnay... I am sure we can come to some sort of agreement... Edited January 28, 2010 by Capt. Sterling "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 LOL Yeah, I could row out in my "girly-girl" garb and call to the vic..er, visitors, "Yooo hoooo" (picture Pintel and Regetti in PotC I) Okay, I volunteer to be navigator. When I'm in town, that is. Am I posting in the dark, here? Okay, I guess there could be more than one pilot. As ye be sayin' When yer in port... An' as I be seein' it, if yer not in port, ye can't do th' job, so....... Mebbe I should take on bein' th' Harbour Master then? Doin' alla th' upkeep o' th' Harbour, makin' sure th' bouys ha'n't shifted er been carried off, checkin' ta see if any sandbars done appeared er shifted. Aye, lotsa work ta be done in an Harbour, a right full-time operation! A fellow Pilot er th' Harbour Master, whichever, I'm easy. My apologies, suh. I was being a bit grumpish last night(too much wine, meybe? ). Anyway, shared duties of pilot, or you can take on the task of Harbor Master, either works fine for me. As for getting paid for piloting, weeell, if we're luring..er..umm..bringing them in for "trading purposes" then I think a percentage of the take would work fine for me. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Why not have them pay the proper fees, tariffs, etc. first after safely getting them into port THEN relieve them of their cargo? "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angus Lasseter Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Why not have them pay the proper fees, tariffs, etc. first after safely getting them into port THEN relieve them of their cargo? Aye... That be the way of it... I like ow this man thinks, I do... point a fact, we er, kinda, er look alike too... *ahem* Ye'd look good wi' an eye-patch... Ransom, na worries lass... we all get grumpy n' such... A. Lasseter Wot's ya mean I's gotta check me Pistols n' Cutlass at th' door?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 :Tacks new parchment to the Town Information Board just outside of the Ram's Head Tavern : Proclamation by way of Town Meeting: April 15th is hereby struck from all calendars. April 14th will now be followed by April 16th. , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Ye neweft update: Ye Olde St. Pyratesburg Gov'nah: Captain Jim Able Seaman: Jack Roberts Artist/ Engraver/ Printer: William Red Wake Barber-Surgeon: Mission(?) Boarding House Owner: Lady Brower (her handyman: Jas. Hook) Brewery: Bottles and Bagley Cooper/ Boatbulider: Cross Explorer: Capt McCool Farmer/ Poetic Waxer, errr: Quartermaster James Floor Covering Creator: Black Syren Fur Trader/ Smuggler/ Fringe Societist: Capt Bo, Animal, Patrick Hand Nautical Acquisition Specialist: Red Handed Jill, bloodyblade, Ransom, Red Cat Jenny Ordinary Owner: Silkie McDonough Harbour Pilot: Angus Lasseter Pub/ Brothel Owner: Hawkyns Seamstress: Lady Barbossa Ship's Captain/ Plantation Owner: Capt. Sterling, Capn Rob Tavern Keep: Pew Trader: Ivan Henry aka Moose Woman About Town/ Unofficial Mayor-ess: Rhumba Rue , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 (edited) As I see it, we good and loyal citizens and entrepeneurs of the Town, should put up the fort and gaol, and man it with our *ahem* finest representatives of law and order and not "tax" the resources of the good Captain Sterling and crewe. They will have their hands full keeping our competition...er-umm... those (other)pesky pyrates away from our intended vict... ummm... in-bound shipping. (We of the town can then busy ourselves collecting tax collectors and putting them up in our fyne gaol, then when it becomes necessary for Sterling to make a local raid on our party to appease the Crown and keep up appearances, we just slip the tax collectors into the noose in our stead as our people take to the woods through the sally port! Then we gibbet the unfortunates as a "reminder" to those whose intentions are of pyratical nature what becomes of them in our good city. Everybopdy remains happy - except the tax collectors of course - I love being diabolical!!!) Bo (smuggler and part-time political advisor) Edited January 28, 2010 by Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 (next ye will be wanting us to build it as well)... Tee hee hee . . . Ft. Pyratesburg . . ?!? , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Sometimes Sterling and Crewe has to "catch" us to keep things "on-the-level' as it were. Wouldn't want too many of the wrong sorts poking their noses in our loverly little community now would we? Bo Now hold fast a second here... ye want me and mine to protect ye lot by manning said fort (next ye will be wanting us to build it as well)... ye want me and mine to arrest ye on occasion to give the appearance of things being on the up and up...(I reckon that means I needs add a gaol to my list of dependencies on the plantation grounds) And yet the only thing me and mine get out of the bargain is to have my daughter threatened with harm whilst I am away ..um...requisitioning merchandise for my father's trading empire? Hmmm seems this proposition is decidedly listing in one direction and not mine. Oh by the by Bo, Animal, Patrick and other supposed social outcasts of the village....hunting party Sunday after church ...the hoards herds of deer need thinning along with the rafters of turkeys .... too much meddling about in the corn and tobacco... Ohhhhh Booooooy, we get to kill something finally!!!!!! Bo, ya got the smokehouse ready yet???? I think we're going to need a bigger one. ***eyes the church, that might be the right size**** Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 (edited) If we're still seeking a Surgeon, I could relocate my thriving practice from "The Wake" to dry land for a spell. I could provide veterinary services to Animal and his friends as well Just kidding Animal... now put down the cutlass lad....seriously.... put down the cutlass Edited January 29, 2010 by DocF225 Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 *Eyes Animal Sternly* Not the Church!...Wait we have a church....So who is the Pastor/Father???? *Scratches Animal neath his chin* Edit... Have ye noticed how many women serve as Nautical Acquisition Specialist...me thinks Im in the wrong line of work cept I cannot be mean...never mind carry on... Oh and Pew..Thank you http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 *Eyes Animal Sternly* Not the Church!...Wait we have a church....So who is the Pastor/Father???? *Scratches Animal neath his chin* Well, ain't you a Nun? Ye could open "Good Syster Syrens Orphanage Fer Wayward Pyrates" Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 *Eyes Animal Sternly* Not the Church!...Wait we have a church....So who is the Pastor/Father???? *Scratches Animal neath his chin* Well, ain't you a Nun? Ye could open "Good Syster Syrens Orphanage Fer Wayward Pyrates" *Raps his knuckles with a ruler* That was when I was titled Notoriously Naughty and Im no longer Notorious nor Naughty! *Raps his knuckles again then hides the ruler* http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 (edited) Ohhhhh Booooooy, we get to kill something finally!!!!!! Bo, ya got the smokehouse ready yet???? I think we're going to need a bigger one. ***eyes the church, that might be the right size**** Animal And dinner just hoofed its way across the formal lawn...and the Far Better Half put the damn key to the trigger guard some place to keep it safe. Where, is beyond me ... I love my spouse, I love my spouse... and the damn deer knew it too! Just stood there posing whilst I banged my head against the porch railing...frustrating don't ye think? Edited January 29, 2010 by Capt. Sterling "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 (next ye will be wanting us to build it as well)... Tee hee hee . . . Ft. Pyratesburg . . ?!? Hmmm we might want to think of a name change ...something about Pyratesburg, just makes me wonder how many ships will really want to make the journey here, with a name like that.. "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 *Raps his knuckles with a ruler* That was when I was titled Notoriously Naughty and Im no longer Notorious nor Naughty! *Raps his knuckles again then hides the ruler* No longer Naughty?? What a shame. Now where did ye hide that ruler..... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 (next ye will be wanting us to build it as well)... Tee hee hee . . . Ft. Pyratesburg . . ?!? Hmmm we might want to think of a name change ...something about Pyratesburg, just makes me wonder how many ships will really want to make the journey here, with a name like that.. Ft. Pleasantville? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 **sniggering** Well at least tis not a dead give away... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 *Raps his knuckles with a ruler* That was when I was titled Notoriously Naughty and Im no longer Notorious nor Naughty! *Raps his knuckles again then hides the ruler* No longer Naughty?? What a shame. Now where did ye hide that ruler..... It grew to a...................TRIDENT!!! Actually Gentleman Scotty gave me the idea to use the Trident as my signature on my floorcloths. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 *Eyes Animal Sternly* Not the Church!...Wait we have a church....So who is the Pastor/Father???? PSSST!! Under The Church is where we smugglers keep alla the GOOD STUFF!!! Nobody thinks to looks there! The Father gets his cut, and we all get good words put in with the "head honcho" on Sunday. I been doin this smugglin' thang fer a while now. Animal, I don't think smokin meat there is such a good idea, smoke brings too much attention to the cache, lets just use the hooch on the bluff. It'll air out sooner or later. 'sides, smoked meat will make it smell better 'n we make it smell. Bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Nice Captain Bo..but if the Vikings were raiding would they not go to the church first? lol Wow everyone is connected with all the smuggling...cept me... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 (edited) The Vikings couldn't beat the Saints though! Ok, wrong period... (and I don't even like football!) We could use some floor coverings M'Dear, for certain "loose floorboards" here and there, (if ya know what I mean). Bo Knows Smuggling... really... i do. Edited January 29, 2010 by Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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