Merrydeath

whale tail

I can whistle loud enough to make people wince.. and I got to name the barkeep RAY..

I think I saw it drip...

a bit nasty but funnier then heck.. watch for the end.. literally. g strings

what big AYES you have

so little red riding hood said.. no, you are going to eat me like it says in the story.

welcome all the to the pub, but iffen you want a personal welcome from us, you may want to add your own topic. Jus an idea from one who's been round the ship a few times. I'll have a tall cold green tea, with a wedge of lime fer the scurvy. slainte'!

sorry Silkie, but I have a short attention span... gets the mega size bottle, shakes it hard, then sprays Biker all over with whip cream. Especially in his pants, so the wet cold foamy stuff slides slowly over his privates, down his legs and tween his ......... (add body part here)

I do love a man in a kilt on a windy day.. I get a thrill everytime the winds blows hard.. Hello Arthur!

mess kit

I have had trouble with the gallery not uploading pics. anyone else?

Tom Hanks

I just found Godiva chocolate coffee beans in creme brulee flavour! yep.. and there is Godiva liquor and ice cream too... drop over in a chocolic faint, bring me around with some dark.. I have low blood sugar so I have to eat 5-6 times a day.

saint nick

Merry comes in from the cold, her face tight and so are her (_) (_). she sees another newbie here, and offers her tankard to be filled... something hot tonight, if you please! welcome to the pub, tis full of games, and wild people.

Kenny Rogers

no body doesn't like Sara Lee.

and dessert

welcome to the pub, Capt Kidd.. I'm a friend of LadyB's, another pirate of the plains..

77

Tina in that white dress with the slit. Still hot at 68

I have 2 Godiva ribbons for my hat, in red and green, and looking for another in blue. (yes I am a chocoholic)

but I like it. (song)

LOL.. tis a good sense of humor I have.. some say tis a bit too sharp, but I like the joke. LOL My little stallion ran into a stationary auto and made a little dent in it. I never did that darn thing agoing right! Anyway, one day about 9 years later, I noticed I had let my license expire, and then I missed the test questions by 3.. It will take more then a weekend to get it back. MOre like $250 and change. What war horse did ya have? I have friends with them.. and someone may want to add on to their collections.. til then, I miss my cycle. and I be like a broken typewriter.. (jus kidding)

drinks and Cards?? bring em on.... Hello me LadyB.. show me your friend Tom, if you don't mind. I likes to say hi to em, and get a free drink o' course. RAY, bring me a wee drambuie and a plate of taters....