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Merrydeath

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  1. What does it mean when your husband is moaning in your bed??? you aren't holding the pillow on his face hard enough.
  2. if a wench works at Hooters, where does a pirate work?? IHOP
  3. pilates.. from Joseph Pilate, dance teacher. and its now 667... just two more to 669
  4. I think I can expand on that idea.... we can add some floam to the mud and have a change of pace in here.. it grows.. it moulds.. it wiggles.. oh wait it does that already. MY oh MY..
  5. more ice coming up.. but first, we warm it up.. heats the water in her cup over the candle, and pours a bit into his cold wet pants.. (just room temp and not hot. I don't want ya hurtin.. just intrigued!!) then adds a couple of cubes again, just in time to hear Matt swear.......
  6. Why am I looking?? cause I can see the mud crackin on your.... cutlass.
  7. you can do the hot stuff... I have the cold.. slides anther ice cube.. but this time down the front of his trews.. his look is priceless.. omg.. Siren, go for the heat now.. and lets see how loud we can make him yell..
  8. (Diego lad, I would say they don't hurt as much over time, but I would be lying. There are times when I remember the love, and then the pain.. both exquisite feelings. May the gods be gentle with you) upset
  9. Merry comes in with a glass of ice cubes.. did someone say.. MASTer and COMMANDer?? Matt, you better hope we feel generous and kindly to ya... or it could get messy. (pulls out an ice cube and sucks on it.. an evil grin on her face)
  10. true.. but in a few its 669... time to celebrate. glue gun
  11. Deep Space Nine (Star Trek) 88% Moya (Farscape) 75% Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica) 69% Babylon 5 (Babylon 5) 69% Millennium Falcon (Star Wars) 69% SG-1 (Stargate) 63% FBI's X-Files Division (The X-Files) 63% Serenity (Firefly) 63% Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix) 63% Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda) 56% Bebop (Cowboy Bebop) 50% Enterprise D (Star Trek) 50%
  12. just one if its a male.. he holds the bulb still and waits for the world to revolve around him.. trick pony
  13. WTF was that?? someone in clothes? egads.. look out fer the broken glass.. and I look pretty good on the bottom of the pirate pile.
  14. tell me about it.. mud wedgies.. lol. that sounded just so.... fun.
  15. Merry notices Bunny with Matt, then with Sam.. she winks at the Bun bun, then tucks her foot into Biker's and he falls on his loverly butt... there ya go, Biker! Hip deep in the mud.. and me on top. Ammmaaaaaaaaaazing.. as Sam sits in the mud, she notices his shirt isnt' QUITE full of mud, so Merry splashes more onto him, then sputters as Biker rolls her over in the pit.... pfpfptptptptpt.. well yehaa... Ride em Plunder Bunnies!
  16. Tell me something good.. Tell me that you like it............. wet.
  17. LOL... I do love that answer... you might have to trademark it.
  18. Did I hear sometin about.. Will dancing? (peeks in for a look)
  19. and thank the gods for the both of ya... does the hair shake to get some of the water out of her mane. The water gets on Biker and Matt, and suddenly, everyone hears Chaka Khan music in the background.
  20. I would say good luck to ya, Gunner, but make sure she don't break anything.... I was asked to come in and work on my day off, told them yes, and then remembered I have to bowl that night.. .I am so screwed! and its not even fun.
  21. aye!! good song.. dah dah dah, di di di di di di di..
  22. just one question... will the Navy let you keel-haul them? okay two questions.. can we watch?
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