Merrydeath

you can leave your hat on....

I think he feels..... hot.

and here I thought you were just angry..and not really insane. and if you are bi-polar, does that mean you can dance around BOTH ends of the pole?

I'm not sure when I can make it, but I think we better check with Hawks to see when he can be here..and maybe others too. I'd love to see a big crew of pub patrons there.

If you forget about the one teasing your ankle, sugarbaby. (a look passes on her face...) Matt, that was NOT my thigh and thank you.

rolling like thunder, under the covers

aye, I had a good berthday, I got to play darts, and bowl, and had a few drinks. Some berthday kissies and even one spankie! I had a good time, but I missed me pirate friends.. and I miss me cycle..... sigh.

x marks the spot

corks and screws.. . imagine that. literally.

Irish bomb

that makes you sound like a box of candy!!

sold the most in my troop, and had a 19 year old guy hit on me.. and I was twelve.

Merry spits her drink onto the floor as Matt runs after her. She jumps over the table and a chair, then off the lights and onto the window seat. With a last bounce, (Gunner gets a free show up close) she bounds over to the door. With her hat in hand and with a flourish, she bows to Matt, and leaves the pub, the gold purse still in her bodice.... Takes more an a little dance to shake the gold loose from these cleavages! Capt Jack, come back and have another drink. I seem to have come into some money for more....

Hello.. you have a steel Stallion? Can I ride or can I put the peddle to metal? varoooooooooommm.. and Ray, just put the drink into a sippee cup for me, I'll be takin the pirate Bo fer a ride!

(turns on the super soaker with mud in it) Hey Christine!! wanna feel yummy too?

I just found out a friend's son passed away this week, after being sick on Tuesday. He was a teenager, so that counts out SIDS. I'm not sure what he died of, but its a shame too... if you can add your good thoughts for them.. then thank you.

( I was sorta referring to everyone being yummy.. but it works!! lol) Two lips

Merry looks in her panties... eeeeeeeeeeekkk.. oh wait, that feels .... yummy.

Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire. 2. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. 3. Teamwork is essential. It gives them more targets to shoot at. 4. No inspection-ready unit ever passed combat. 5. No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection. 6. Remember: your aircraft was made by the lowest bidder. 7. Never draw fire, it will irritate the rest of your formation. 8. Never share a cockpit with someone braver than you. 9. You are not Tom Cruise. 10. SAMs and AAA have the right-of-way. 11. If you aren't sure, the SAMs are pointed at you. 12. If hit, landing near the people that just shot you down is not a good idea. 13. Close only counts in horseshoes, nukes and proximity-fused missiles. 14. Smart bombs have bad days too. 15. The best defense is to stay out of range. 16. If you are short on everything but enemy, you are in combat. I'm not sure if these are exactly jokes, but they do make ya think.

Me too, I was a girl scout.. I got to travel a bit, and see some landmarks.

god bless us everyone!

who me?? durty?? well just a little bit here and there.. and there.. and maybe over there too.

march of Dimes.

Brr...... supposed to snow here this week, and that is pretty commen here. Brings out her hot cuppa cyder and splashes some rum into it.... I'm a bit glad its not the man I know with that name, since he was very taken by his wife, but I see you have a best friend too! woooof.

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