Merrydeath

a beautiful redhead goes to the doctor.. she says that her skin hurts all over. She takes her finger and pushes her arm with it.. OW! she pushes her other arm with it.. Ow! She pushes her tummy with it.. ow! The Doctor asks if she is a natural redhead or really blond. The woman replies that she is a blond, but why did she ask? "You don't have sensitive skin, your finger is broken."

Big and Rich.. save a ship, ride a pirate! (TM Merrydeath)

I just read the notice that Jon Rose died. He was a gallant man, and a gentleman at all times. He made the PIP trip special for everyone, being the powder carrier for the guns. His sense of humor was a delight, and I am sure that there are many who will mourn his passing.. He was also kind enough to let me shoot his flintlock aboard the Wolf, on one night cruise. I will say a prayer tonight for him, that the stars shine to see him home, on his next passage...... ------------------------------ from the NQG newsletter, We are stunned to pass on to you that we've just heard stunt coordinator, pyrotechnician, stunt actor, staged fight coordinator, cannoneer, pirate, and friend, Juan De La Kaboom (aka Jon Rose) has passed away, apparently due to health problems. Funeral arrangements are pending. Condolences to his family may be sent care of his long-time partner Linda Torgerson at: lindarocks@cox.net We'll send out more details as we get them. "Jon -- we'll miss you greatly. We look forwards to meeting up with you sometime on Fiddler's Green."

one cold October, there I was at a ren faire... (Mad Jack, don't snort into your ale, its rude) and it was so cold, you could play ring toss with the mermaids. (Gunner,, I KNOW you know what I mean.. and a loverly smile it is!) It were about 50 degrees and chilly as a Noble's Lady. I happened to meet a friend from another pub, who wore naught but shorts, sandels, and a tee shirt. As a moth to a flame I flew, and so did every other lass in a 20 foot area. He spewed heat out like a giant forge, and well he.... was a happy man for the rest of the day. He had dinner with 5 women that night, and I'm not sure which and how many he went home with. I went to the hotel and sannnk into the hot tub. (I bet you know how good that is, Rumba... I have trouble with me feet if on them too long)

thank ya, dear... and your 'eyes' are marvelous too... I can't help but wonder what they all would look like by candlelight or firelight.....

Our crew is listed on the site... (best Steve Martin voice).. we're somebody!! Indeed, I have found several stamps that will work as a 'tattoo' for the pollywogs at the fest. I am going to get more coins/ stones for bait. We do need more powder monkeys.. right? Hums.. favorite things..

a heart-rendering sigh is heard thru the ship.... regrets of no money nor time!!

Frito Bandito

I wish I had bought one of those corsets that Richard was selling in KW... it was hot pink, but by god it helped keep my puppies up there..and made them bark! do you want to add anything, Gunner?

they do look tired and cold.. maybe we should warm them up with some movies we can watch.... Privates of the Carribbean.. or Back of the Throat Island?

i love that quote,,. may i borrow it on occasion?? and agreed on the boning. I have a corset that had plastic boning, and it bent and then broke one day. It gouged a lot of skin before I could take it off..

i havn't bought any of their Klingon stuff.. but the pirate stuff is very good.. I love the coins. http://www.geocities.com/nitestarr13/

bare assed

dear man.. you have LIVED more then some men do.. and as such you are a world traveler in life. Perhaps this won't get better, but KENT.. you have lived well..

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Gives Kent a kiss.. then a soft cuddle, with a pot of tea and some scones... a pot of soup and an afternoon in the sun on the patio.

tried that, with a roll of sox and a made-triangle wedge. It didnt' work but I did get offers for a hands on experiment. The best thing I have found is a balconet bra, so the edge is straight across. I have a 36DD bra in there.. and yes they are nice.

Nip and Tuck

ready.. aim fire!!! Merrry shoots her 9 pounder at Long Tom and it takes his hat right off.. and a chunk of hair too... dont' mess with the pirates.

Coastie, if you land here, Scupper has a new phone and email addie. He would love to hear from you, and so would I!! contact me with the info, and win a cookie! Okay I lied about the cookie but he would love to hear from ya! and I would like to hear from any of the FMOS. I do miss you all...

RAY

funny but you never said Blond women.. just blondes. So I guess you also mean blond MEN too.. and no lap dances for you..

I like the bodices from Odd Bodkin the best. They use heavy metal boning (looks at the men who are getting popcorn on the deck) and the stiching is superior. I know one lass who got cleavage from her 34B treasure chest with one. I get nice cleavage but I do have to wear a Vickies Bra under it. But I am going to try tying them up differently this year. I have a bit more cleavages then last years..

Long Tom- There is a doctor who has an advice column in the paper. He recommends using Vicks or a generic form of vapo rub on your nails for the fungus. Somethng about the heat and the oils help it. Use it twice a day on your clean nails. Its a damn sight cheaper then some of the other stuff. (Brother has it too)

ditto.. I feel a bit adrift. Its almost faire season and I have no one to go to them with...at least from around here.