Merrydeath

comedy central

(real title of a book) I miss my man but my aim is getting better! Silkie.. I hope all goes well with the surgery. I've rarely had any but I hated having it. Make sure you are getting plenty of water and Vit C.. Arthur... if something does happen... or not... you are well loved here, and would be missed for who you are.. a smart ass and all around rogue. and thank you for that! as for CHILL, I am going to see if it can go nationally.. I am too young for the RED HATS but I want to have a girls night out.. As for me and how I feel.. my car is having trouble, with lights going out, paying people to tell me they don't know why, and (BEST BUY) really did a crappy job putting my car stereo in.. then, the tie rod broke on my car, luckily at the on ramp and not going at 80 or I wouldn't be here. I would still be flippig like a bike end over end. and did I mention that I have a stalker who made my life hell??? Worst week of my life.. by far.

Well then I am doubly happy you could make it to the pub.... HUGS!!

much better! my back has had a pinched nerve in it for 2 weeks, so even sox.. yes SOX was painful for me. After some moist heat and a night of vodka and cola, I feel much much better.. did I mention that a tie rod on my car feel off in traffic? the shop guy said if I had been ON the highway instead of just the on ramp going 60 to 70, my car would have flipped end over end and I would be..... not here. Here's to tie rods breaking 5 minutes earlier..

I hate my middle name too, and its not Trouble. or sex. or chocolate.

BIKER!!! not the weird eyes thingy.. just missed you is all. Marty Feldman (young frankenstein)

Two Alligators Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington,DC. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it." "Well," said the big 'gator, What you been eatin' boy?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator. "Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?" "Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol." "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the manure out of 'em, and eat 'em!" "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the manure out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but the hind quarters and a briefcase." ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Child Rearing FAQ Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A: If it's the flu, you'll get better. Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving? A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model? A: Nothing (if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him).

motherless child

just a reminder.. don't eat the brown jelly beans left by the bunny that are outside.. or the green ones either.

of course.. snickers.

ya stick it in with the cold hard cash..

stars

Big dipper

python

you win. Everybody would be in love with me

loved them all, but Arthur's..... made my monitor wet... I just spilled my coffee from laughing

John Mayer

me too.. anyone else for this idea? (counts hands, divides by two, and plans a trip to Jamaica for all)

do not shoot your foot.. oh wait its just a camera.. well then shoot away!! Not sure what to take pics of, but try to find a way to show size... bigger then a bread box if able. Bilgemonkey... you rock! and LadyB and Red Bess... I miss you both! and Pete.. I miss you too but my aim is getting better.

I would have to say that that is an awesome pic of pirate mates.. or maybe pirate brothers seperated at birth.. awesome!

wanker

geeet your hot dogs here!! (baseball voice)

I was born in during a snowstorm.

yard arm

lean cusine