Merrydeath

Matt darlin.. I have no cookies fer ya, but I have some nice plump juicy ripe grapes for you. (Sits on his lap and rubs a grape on his lips, and pulls it away when he opens his mouth.. ) say... pahhhlease.

Merry comes in to hear the thunder and lightning of the new captain.. he's a raw one, and with some fire in the pan. That can lead to some amazing adventures or an early wet grave... good luck to ya, matey, and buy us a drink to make friends by..

ARe ya still buying, Capt Bo? I have a need fer something strong to drink..and to get drunk by. Somedays its not worth chewing thru the ropes!

(slides Gunner's purse out and into her own pocket, then takes Matt's jest for fun) Hello Capt Jack, I knew a man by that name with a FINE sword, and handy he was.. If that is you, then GRAND, and if not.. then welcome to the pub and all the peoples here! I"m Merry and the Angel of death.. Buy me a drambuie and we'll make this pub rock!

Mud? well that and what the mud is covering up.. round, bouncy, fun, hot mounds of.. good stuff.

Looks at the clock on the bar.. dang.. well the she-lass is a gooden fer letting you play with us. Tell her she's grand, and I'll buy her a drink from RAY. You might want to add that to your signature iffen ya want to be sure. Us lasses tend to play hard sometimes in fun. Misery you say? I did almost make that faire this year. I was sooooooooo close to going. :) I hope to this year. I'd be happy to raise a tankard with ya both.

(with a smile) ME

Sighs.. a gent you are! I'll raise me tankard of Drambuie to ya, and listen to your tales on this cold night for a little bit. Me lawn bowling is tonight, and I must be off soon. as fer your dancing, a jig or two won't kill anyone.. I hope. :) I am in the mid of John Deere land, but I do have friends in OK. I was hoping to go to Muskogee last year but me ride had some troubles. so tell me more about your travels........

'Merry sashays into the pub and notices someone (freshmeat) buying all a drink.' Welcome to the bestest and Rummiest pub on the 7 seas. We are a friendly crew, if a bet thirsty. Capt Bo, put a drambuie on your tab fer me, if able, an I'll listen to your stories fer a while, or a spin around the pub would be grand too! I am also a pirate of the plains, a corsair of the cornfields, cheers!

daily grind

the bed sounds fine, but lets feed the poor man first.. ties him to the chair, with only one hand free, but Rummy still gets her bottom patted.. a big plate of pudding is in front of him, with no spoon. He has to be fed or eat with him fingers. sounds like fun to me.

What I have seen of this looks AWESOME! I can't wait to see the whole thing. congrats, Hawks, and I'll share that Berry with you in celebration. kiss and hug

Gets out the bowl of popcorn and sits down to see who will survive.. the pirate or the pirate lass... any bets? (just kidding, lass! I know you wouldn't hurt a fly.. )

Date Movie

I say.. we puts him in bed with the captain's daughter!! and the auditioning lines start here behind me.. :)

bump (meaning just adding something to get it back on top, and dang that sounds good.)

Gunner lad... you make the women line up to kiss you..and pat your butt.. and you know it! Glad to hear you got some.. and it sounds like you got something good. cheers matey!

I also like Zone alarm..its free and friendly and will stop lots of programs. good luck, Christine!

anxious.. tomorrow night.. woof

I have things to do today, and then work tonight. I needed the dubloons more then the the fun with me pirate peeps. I miss you all very much!! huggles and snuggles and some fine rum to you all..

scallions by the gallons

BIG sea snake of luv.

LOL... and a has tail and tastes like tuna.

"Blasted woman..." Matt murmurs as he stand by th' barrelhead lookin' down at th' ground. He takes a sip as he draws somethin' in the dust on th' floor. Looks at what Matt wrote.. that looks like a .... Matt! blushes red.. I'll have another hot rum.. and add some whip cream on top..

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