Silkie, I'm sorry I was late for that. I was a week over due and I've been late for most things since then... but not for rum. :)
as for CHILL, I think it could work, with divisions in every state. Meetings to celebrate birthdays with margaritas, calling when you have to buy a swimsuit, watching tear-jerkers while eatting chocolate ice cream... sounds like the sleep over in the pub!!
as for the stalker, I would love to sick someone on him. He used his business to find out all sorts of stuff about me, and then threatened me. Its pretty bad when you carry mace with you to the rest rooms at work.
(wishing I really had cannon I could use.)