Merrydeath

TOPLESS CAR WASH! http://www.dorks.com/templates/view.php?go=item&n=1179 and what to do with Armor.. http://www.dorks.com/html/Armor-Suit-Prank.html

interesting... frog and chinese food. moo goo gai pan.

I was looking at a similar frog for my new cutlass, the one on the same page called the POTC cutlass. They have the same ones on ebay for $1.00 but with $40 shipping!! I also need an adjustable frog for it, but I hope to find one here so I can make sure it fits. I have the extra problem of not being very tall, so I tend to whack everyone if the frog is set at horizontal. If any of you know of one for sale tho, let me know.

I didn't see your post about Ibuprophin before.. if you are taking lots of it, you can have severe bruising, stomach ulcers, anemia, nose and gum bleeding, and a few other symptoms. The fool neurologist I went to a few years ago 'forgot' to tell me that until I asked a week later when I tried to give blood. I was so anemic that not only could I NOT give, but they were worrying about me passing out. Good luck again... and big hugs to ya.

Truely, thank you luv. It turns out that my appt. was on Thursday, so they rescheduled it 2 hours later. I'll know something by next week... yeah weekend. :) My mom had cervical cancer when I was young. Keeping my fingers crossed about that one.

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Navy man assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning, the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better!" The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring?" "Nope. I shut him up in no time," said the Navy guy. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the sailor explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said, 'Good night, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

Flemish

Interesting approach to a raise.... and you forgot about a waste of sperm and rug burns. sorry lad, I don't know of a job, but with your charm and sense of timing, I don't think you will be jobless long. Especially with the Big D*ck.. :) (opens a new keg of rum fer him, and has a tab run fer virt food too) Good luck to ya..

right now I am cold and lonely and sad... I have to have xrays today to see if my cysts came back or if its cancer. and I heard my heart break again... I think I feel more like Kent than I did.

whip-ped cream

shakes hands with Christine.. banana split.

I found this one on the net, and had to laugh.. I want to do it!! http://www.dorks.com/html/Suzuki-Car-Sex.html and can you belive the luck of this guy? http://www.dorks.com/html/Saved-by-a-Tree-Video.html so what vids do you want to share?

Just saw the commercial for Disco CD's from Time-Life. 100's of songs that made you booooooogy.. they had KC from KC and the Sunshine band on.. I think he had hair plugs. booogy ooooogy til you just can't boogy no mo.. ( I loved to roller skate when I was younger, but I went so fast one night that I was asked to stop or be thrown out)

long gone

hear hear!! I love this one..and have used it on more then one occasion. thank you, Kent!

Delicious.

makes a "come here" sign with her finger... I love to dance....

Brass in pocket. (thinks about Biker on his trip)

I wore my Don Maitz tee shirt in honor of that.. and got asked alot about it.. Keep on plundering, William!

Biker Nipply tonight

Spanky the monkey, and BITES the nipples. Hi Front

consider it spanked.. Hi Biker!

Puts her hands on her hips.. "Dont' sit there shaking.. shake up here!!" She grabs Siren's hand, and pulls her toward the bar.

lass... good to hear that you are much better, but sad to hear you will have to return to.. dare I say 'work'. RAY.. put a pint up fer the lass, and tell 3 Pints that we need a tune... I may need some surgery too, and will have xrays tomorrow.. I'm hoping fer the best on this one.

hey, we get Animal House too! the sheep looked up at Larry and said.. Dadddddddddddyyyy.