Merrydeath

gets the fire hose out an smacks all o them off ther feet with tha high pressure water.. knocks Maggie off her chair too.

*feels a smack to her backside, and Maggie wit a sly smile on her face.. *

did anyone suggest Cannon Ballz?

I considered High and Dry and other forms of it.. but do you really want to be known for being...HIGH ? (I thought it was a good one too, and the rest of em.. they just crack me up!)

Rusty Scuppers Pirates of the Prairie Sand Schooners Ships of the Dessert Dread Pirates Even Keel Cabin Boys and Wild Wenches Whippin Rogues Playing for Doubloons Rum and Rhymes Tankard and Tunes.

this isnt' the complete list.. but its a good-sized start. its a Rennie song but a good un. dirge song and its origins...fer the berday boy.

HM, I likes your hat, and I did have a pic of me in my berfday suit, but I can't find it.. I may have to take another one this year.. that is the Birthday Dirge song.. great song fer rennies and Pyrates alike! There is about 40 verses of it..

Harbor Master, Happy Berfday ta ya, an many more. Your website is a getting a good workout,since its temp closed for over use. That be a good thing... Rolls a keg down to the table, pops the top on it.and offers it ta the Pub for his day.. so HarborMaster, ya be wearing your berfday suit yet??

Quill, I love the ones in blue or green. I can't wait to see more of her dresses.. Are the chemises and dresses sewn together? or seperate, and what kind of boning does she use? If you could let me know I would appreciate it. *looks over her shoulder at Scupper, makes sure he uses the ten foot pole.. wink!*

*Plops a few pillowers on the ground so Bilge can have his spanks and eat his cake too.* Agreed there, Topaz. You are xactly right! Whats a little pain fer your birfday when you can enjoy them over and over later. Smart lassy!

Just how many turns do you HAVE?

Uh, Merry, darlin'... *hands her his tankard* ... have some a me grog...it sounds like ya have a frog in yer throat... *cough cough*, aye, I needs something wet and hot today.. HOT TUB! *scuttles off to the tub, after handing Zorg a box of Krispy Kremes she KNOWS she can't have. *

looks down. Nope, ain't no buckskins on this wench,,er lassy. did I shock the monkey?

*Raises SCuppers tankard and salutes Zorg, then drinks half and hands it back to Scuppers..* thanks hun,, had a dry throat.. Many more to ya ZOrg!

spank the monkey!!!! spank the monkey!!!! oh.and cut the cake please?!

motion on the ocean. wreck on the deck.

so I told the officer, That is why the moose was in the car..

I was there in spirit.. or in spirits. Can't wait to see the pics.. Scarlett and all, you were in me thoughts. Well that and the drinks were in me thoughts..

I would post the pic, but I am in a dang hurry this morn.. here is a pic of the statue, with a statement about varmints pillaging his pipe.. Must be the dang privateers! statue in Chester, Ill.

I was looking for some info on Popeye, and found this link. Popeye and friends were based on real people.. who'd a thunk it? popeye and friends popeye page

Well Blow Me Down! Popeye Turns 75 LOS ANGELES (AP) - Maybe Popeye owes his longevity to all that vitamin-rich spinach. The ``Ugg, ugg, ugg''-ing cartoon sailorman who gets his superior punching power by guzzling greens from a tin can is celebrating his 75th anniversary Saturday. King Features Syndicate, which owns the rights to Popeye, is planning a yearlong series of events to relaunch interest in the pipe-tooting mariner with the outsized forearms, including a new 3-D animated TV special written by ``Mad About You'' comedian Paul Reiser. That special is set for broadcast next holiday season. Meanwhile, this weekend in New York City, the Empire State Building plans to shine its tower lights green from sundown to midnight ``in honor of Popeye's enormous love of spinach,'' according to King Features. Popeye began life in 1929 in the popular ``Thimble Theatre'' comic strip as a limited story line guest. He graduated to movie shorts, many by the renowned animator Max Fleischer. Popeye battled everything from sassy goats to the bloated bad-guy Bluto while pursuing the affection of girlfriend Olive Oyl. He even appeared in a video game in the 1980s, collecting falling hearts from his rail-shaped love. Robin Williams played the bulging-armed character in Robert Altman's 1980 musical movie ``Popeye.'' On the Net: http://www.kingfeatures.com/

Annie B, the virtual cake an rum be on me. Many more travels to ya..calm seas an full sails.

Happy Birthday, Longarm! may your seas be calm and your sails be full! an a tankard o rum is on me fer ya birthday. Many more.

I am also a Ren Faire Rat and performer. I was at Minnesota RF and a handsome man at Excaliber told me .. you would look great in this hat.. I bought it, joined the guild, loved the pirate life (still do Court when I have to) and I blame NQG on darkRose..

I need two sheaths.. one is too small and took a strip of me leg when it split the sheath, and the other was without a sheath when I got it.. need another one for a dagger that is getting scratched.