Merrydeath

Bess.. scary thing.. same age and horrible mother to two evil childrens.. are we tortuga Twins seperated at birth? Happy Birthday to ya, sweets, and I am glad to hear ya had a piratey good one!

Damn..she be my age! (oops.. ah don't pay any attention to the lass with the big mouff) Happy Birthday, Red Bess, and iffen I was as bright and good with words as you, I would have a poem fer ya too! Since I am not, I'll by a keg fer ya..and a wish for many more!

I think I am in love.. or somting like it.. wow, thank you Quill.. I know what I am going to dream about now.. well at least the OTHER thing I will dream about..

So Morgan, are ya saying you are a Scottish arse? A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you" To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we keep any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside,thoroughly used up,worn out, leaking oil,shouting GERONIMO!!" Hey! I have the same signature, or just about! Good minds think alike I guess.

*finds out that Black Skot likes waffle arse, decides her arse wouldn't be to pretty with waffle wit syrup on it..

Greetings Pirate Morgan..there be others here with the same moniker..you might want to post in the garb section.. hi scupper!

there be a few things that might help... non drowsy Dramamine and its generic twin, ear wraps that you pinch when queezy and wrist bands that have a bead on your nerve spot to stop mal de mer. I have used the dramine when my kids were young.. (car on hot day, windy, pudding for lunch, and a pillow I threw out of the car, nuff said.) and the non-drowsy works fine. another thing I heard works is to look far out, so the horizon is even..not close up. Good luck matey.

On a side note here, Me buddy Robert, seen in me personnal photo.. was fired for not being dressed as the elegant Robert Lord Phuff, but rather Bhuff, the daring and hairy Lady at MNRF. After a rather tearful weekend (he missed his 10 year anniversary party since it was on grounds and he was ordered offsite) he was asked to come back since the gay community in Minneapolis was going to go to the faire as fairies..all they could muster. There is a group out there, the hard part is to find them. Try a bigger city paper, with an eye to the groups or community meetings. If little dinky Iowa towns have them, Texas should..

I don't know ya Missee, but I raise a tankard to ya.. I have the wrong age on mine, just ta confuse the pyrates. Makes me look so good for 90 somting..

I hated The Quiet Man, and the scenes in Mclintock too. But I do love to see her. She was everything a woman should be..in one nice package. Put two notes in the box about her, if you could.. I can see herself tugging his ear, making remarks about his hair and the stuff in it...

As long as there be a sail on the mast..there can be powder in the cannons.. tis possible you are the da.. but who is the ma? an as me ma said..if you are going to get wet..wear your rubbers..

Sinclair laddy, I have a tankard of wet fer ya, and a platter o spuds too, Many happy days to ya.. an iffen i ever get out to ya..a kiss on yer cheek (upper one only)

Good luck to ya Morrick, there be a few gay pirates in the Minnesota region, but not sure about Dallas.. there is something called Pirate hookup weekends.. that is nationally advertised.. not sure if that would help, but might.. will look for site..lol

Aye lass, I played the game about three times an' e-mailed the flag to me account. Never got it. Can't figger why. me too.. dang it.. but i did print it out..

After playing the Find the Gold pieces on POTC, you can make a flag with Fortune Red. Mine is with a heart and dagger of course! Love the flag HHawk, looks real appropriate fer ya..

Nigel, there was a deck of cards with the pirates of the caribbean on them, I will try to find them again. huzzah!! http://disney.go.com/disneyvideos/liveacti..._site/main.html look for downloads.. and i will send you the set.

Dear Mucky Pete, iffen you want to show us the pictures or post something else, after you register for the gallery, you can post them here.. http://www.pyracy.com/gallery/ There is a bunch of wonderful pics here, includiing our invasion of an Irish Pub in Chicago.

merrydeath hope this works.. and ready to pillage..then burn

Hears Connor and Morgan, thinks good things about being Shanghai'd, then decides to just herself..uses the fire hose to make this an instant wet shirt contest for men! Lets take this over to the tub, guys.. first one there gets to feed me a godiva!

Gets her mask on and snorkel gear, then gets the big fire hoses out for the clean up.. she lets loose with the water and the place is clean in record time.. had a great birthday here, sucked in RL. Nothing new..

agreed with all the other stuff, sounds like a first class picture, Nigel! But then you do such a great job! The skull is wonderful, nice fade and shading.. just enough detail to make it look real. a spider crawling over it, since we are talking tropics.. gold tooth? parrot on top, bloody cutlass, compass, map with an X on it, small treasure chest, flask with lid off, crab scuttling around, sextant, cave wall behind the skull, foamy edge of sea coming up.. any more and your head may explode! LOL, later mate!

Since we need something to get the phones busy, I will email a pic of me in my birthday suit, to the one who bids the most... and Scupper, save your money!

i thanks ya, Crow, but I kinda like being in the scupper. tis a bit scary place, but fer some reason it feel good... Let me buy YOU a round.. and then off i go.. yo ho yo ho..

(muffled voice on phone) I will offer all the money in my Victorias's Secret fund to get her there.. she needs to go!! and this is NOT Merrydeath calling.. nope, she would never admit she has a thing for a certain Handsome, sweet, Irish man..