Merrydeath

Thanks Capn Jack! My little one's name is Winkie, and Ole One Eye is another of them. I made Twinkie with a pink feather for a friend of mine in MN and I think I will have to make another one this week. I know a pirate who likes to put things by his PC. If you need better directions..let me know.

balls to you!![/url]not sure you really want this on all the time, but its cute for invasions and such.. and cheap. My artistry and the first time I have posted this anywhere! you get the black hatted cowboy from Wallie World, bend down one side of the hat and the other up. Take a wire or a gold jump ring and glue to the side of the head for an earring. Cut an eyepatch out of shiny fabric, cheap vinyl works well for this. Finish off with a side feather on the hat.. ]balls to you

Jewels, godiva, me matey?? For that I would lick it off..your finger! rum punch is mighty fine..and grog is better! Connor, its not a party without you and Morgan!! (sniff) I wonder if we use the tub hoses, we can just spray the stuff outside fer the fish?? Red Bess, thanks for the suggestion.. and Sea Rover, chocolate from Belgian makes me all a quiver. Tons of it may get me in a tizzy! LAtex is a gift and not a right.. but we fergot the tunes.. Hey Morgan, can I bring the CD you gave me?? Scupper, white chocolate is evil.. but the rest you brought is sweet! Thanks hunny..

sigh.. my pirate hero!! gives me candy, rum AND a flogger..

those are my lines he is stealing.. i had them for a rennie wedding that a friend did.

better than being a buggy picker.. or a plucky buggerer.. or a booger picker..

great game there Red, more fun then being keel-hauled.

I love ewe.. only ewe... pirate deeds.. done to sheep..

Barbados.. are ya sure it was coins I was after? Connor, ya know I am just a sweet lambie.. and not a word about sheep and Scots. Lorelei, I thank you! Raise it again with me..to womens pirate lasses.. long may they wave!

Red Bess, its a fantastic poem..and its a perfect present! Its just the right size and color.. You are a gem of a poet, and I owe you a drink.. ask one of the gents to buy it..since i seem to have no pockets in me skirt. Morgan.. down boy!!

I am so glad you can FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL it.. Halleliuuuuuujeh! Morgan, you know I am just a fragile flower.. sweet is my middle name..ah..no Trouble is. My mistake.. Connor, Long and Satisfying are both good words..and here is to hoping that they both involved with my birthday..As for you and beating.. (tickleme2) LadyB, ya are a true Lady, and it was a pleasure sharing a bed wit you. The hot tub was fun, and lacing you into and then out of the underthings was pure fun.. Lets do it again!!

Sees Scupper with the pigs, passes over a tub of CRAZY GLUE, and a kiss...( miracles do happen.) You guys are too cool! That tub was wonderful, I just wish I had gotten pics.. Two wonderful men, and chocolate too.. Walks out humming "If Only You Believed In Miracles"..

Sorry all, I tried to fit into the bag, but the airholes were a bit too small. Maybe when the pigs start circling Ohare!

Born and raised in Dubuque Iowa, just a long spit from the Mississippi. While I havn't been on a big ship, I have been on a few boats. Got me feet and britches wet in it. I like Iowa, but I would like to see other places too. I found out driving in Chicago isn't as bad as I thought it would be..I may get to do that more. Somehow, Chicago is sounding better to me as a pirate kind of town. PIP in November is on my list of hopefuls.

Even if me Birthday is a few days off, I can already feeeeeeeeeeeeeel the love... do ya feel it?!! do ya feel it in your guts?!! do ya feel the healing power of rum and love??!! (holds up her hat so no one sees her wipe a tear from her eyes) Gods know I feel someting for all you scallywags! Ya be the best mateys a fellow pirate EVER had.. me thinks I better open a keg fer ya, an SeaRover, tell me when the Depp in chocolate gets here. CAn't wait to eat it..

I LOVE the doll! cutlass and all! I will hold him and pet and call him George! I thank ya RedViper, ya are a good matey.. Morgan.. I owe you a big one.. refill that is..

checks calendar on the wall, notices the date, and BY gum! Capn William is right!! well we'll just have to say Happy Birthday now AND later, or just keep partying!!

Hawk, its to keep yu from grabbing her! Not leaving.. and i like the silk too, no marks and you can keep them in a drawer without hiding them or explaining.

Hey Maggie! Here is your birthday song.. we like children yes we do! Baked or boiled or in a stew! BUT happy birthday.. unh.. Happy Birthday.. Many happy days ahead fer ya lass, on or off ship!

agreeing with all of ya, doldrums, busy RL and getting ready for season too.. also, people come on in groups, like after a party or festival we get a lot, then it slows again. May yer ship be free from the bilge rats' nibbles.... but what if I LIKE the nibbles?

"Hey! I resent tha statement! I wouldn'a steal that award, unless a cash prize goes wit it... as fer posting, I would like to see who posted the most in the shortest amount of time. but..dat is just me asking..

okay.. get the corset on, tie it very tight sucking in. move your boobage to the top of your corset or use a bra to keep the lift up. After you have the chest part ready, have someone (pirates are great for this) retie your corset smaller. Then rearange your boobage again so its cumfy. Just remember, if you can breathe, its not tight enough.

me too sweety! You've been a great addition to the pub..

Well, DMTNT, I was askin the fair lass with the firey hair, but iffen you think ya want to be treatin me to a bowl of chow mein.. your on! gets into postition fer a rassle, arms lined up, wrists together, and GO! Merryd gets started early wit a good haul.. then DMTNT gets a second wind.. ( oooo chili fer lunch??) and starts to get her keel over. Merry decides not lose, uses the short pike, clunks DMTNT on tha snozzz, and wins by a nose. A bowl o chow it is!! (Never been to Singapore, at least not sobr enough to know.)

Damn.. i love chow mein.. Okay, I'll stand ya a bowl of it, Red.... arm rassle ya for it? Gets her short pike under the table to make sure she wins. (note to male pirates. arm rassling does not have the need of the removal of clothes in anyway, nor does it require pudding, creamed corn, or oil in any way)