Merrydeath

*has a bit of crying bout the Rum, but opens hers and pours Pirata a cup of Hiighlander Grog coffee, *tastes like a kiss from a Scots) May all you get is portholes and not potholes.... Congrats to you and your crew.

Scratchy throat, runny nose, head feels like a cannon went off in it, eyes hurt like sand in em.. I'm going back to me hammock! ar.

sign on privy wall- Lost: one cabin boy, red hair where it ain't singed, blue eye, left hook, scar on chin, scars on back, bitten right ear, 4 toes on right foot. Answers to the name Lucky. Contact the Blue Gryphon if found.

i havn't seen any jolly rogers, but I did see a Celt Cross on fire, and a skull on fire. Either of those could be good. I saw them at Kmart and Wallie World.

I lost mine and I hope I never find it..or it finds me! I lost 60 pounds all told last year, and I now weigh less than me 2 kids. It only took me 15 years to decide to do it.. I went from a size 22 to a 10. Agreed, its better to want to lose it, then to lose it by finding Ralph sitting next to ya..

Three pirates are talking about how ruff and tuff they be, on the beach by a fire. The first one says: I'm so tough and such a scalawag, that I can have me way with 7 wenches at once, while bravin' a storm.. The second one says: well mate, I be a lot tougher. I can have 10 wenches while hangin' from the yard arm! The third one just smiles as he stirs the coals with his dork....

Agreed, Gentlemen! And hats off to the men and women who leave their loved ones to do their duty. Whether we agree with the politics or not, we could all agree that for those who are gone from their homes now are worthy of our respect and yes love. My father was in the Battle of the Bulge in Belgium WWII. He was the youngest of 7 children, mostly sons. He got to meet one of his brothers for a short time over there. Because of the death of the Sullivan brothers (All 5 died in a ship bombing at one time ) brothers were not supposed to meet at all. He and his brothers made it out okay and later all died before age 60 except my dad. His biggest thrill these days is to look at his war and Army books, and see the comrades who bacame family for a while. Thanks..

Aye Kate, have a happy birthday today and many more! *opens a cask of something wet and breath-taking for her, and the other pirates..*

Helps Mad Maudlin up, after MM shows her ( V ) to everyone. Sorry lass, don't wear thongs and lowrise pants when yas fall off yur chair.

DRose, sure ya like de Poke chops, but around here, the piggies are smelly and a step down from the Iowa Beef Producers pets.. Love dem burgers and steaks!

Awwwwwwwwwwww, that is one cute little girl! She must have gotten her good looks from you. Love the tunes, I would pick over half of them myself. I also would put a few newer artists in, like Alicia Keys, Chad Kroeger, John Mayer, and Shakira.

On behalf of all the Iowa Beef producers, Eat more beef! Yes I had turkey too, and pie and taters.

Helena Handbasket Moira Mellones Dick Foreskin..

Missy Tales.. I think you from the bottom of me black heart..

Tee shirt from Gadzooks, I really like the one with Ivanna Mandaleah on it.

I'm thinner, in better shape, and I am OLDER than you. And I can get mine up fine! Shwetty Nuts.. you will never forget using.. Shwetty Nuts on your bolts again.

*clear throat* the term is Big Hot Dickens Cider.

pats Ryann on the back. Good stuff there, mate. I likes it with a splash of cherry too, but Lemon is fine...

I likes that poison too, but most don't. Me pardons Matey.

pops open a cask of ... Pepsi and pours for all.. ARrr. welcome home!

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Me too... B====>

Agreed, don't spill your ale.. (^)(^) Madonna..

Hey EP, read what HER PETA stand fer... i likes it!!

Mine were wearing a bodice.. not in the freezer section of the local store.