Red Cat Jenny

^ My baked Eggplant specialty and the last of the Sam Adams tonight, Christmas? still planning but a meat a pasta several veggies and bread.. < Psychotic? Moi? no,no,no..I wouldn't go that far. Silly, fun, deeply loyal, sweet.. yes, eccentric - a lil bit maybe.. I have a veeery long fuse and probably an idiotic amount of tolerance.. That said..Let's just say "Don't $*#k with what doesn't belong to you. Especially when it can hurt so many people - most especially me. V What's one of the hardest choices you have had to make?

Oi! That's me crew! Red Cat scowls and grabs her cutlass in one hand and the dagger in th other runnin out th door in the direction Eyes went flyin. Interrupted treasure and shanghaid crew make her blood boil. "Bloody Hell! " "I'm busy dammit!" The deck is empty......dark.. Fog swirls above the planking to about knee height and the sound of water dripping can be heard from the distance.... The Cat whirls about her eyes wild and teeeth clenched... searchin for summin ta kill... "Whar be ye ye overblown fruitfly?!" She yells. As her voice echoes off unseen cavern walls she looks up at eight unfocused eyes. Oderless is stuck nearby chair n all to the mast. He looks down and squeaks "haaapl!" Still holdin her weapons she takes in the creature "homina, homina, homina..." "um....mates?...Jacky?..."

Well 1) sit down and consider in a few weeks it'll be business as usual. Have a "you" day and reset. No holiday is worth the stress. 2) Your boss is probably better off out of such a bad environment. It can't be healthy. 3) You may have answered your own question. If he has everything, I bet he doesn't have some cool dumb thing from a 99 cent store. Add a creative letter from you (no one else would have gotten him that) There's no gift like one that takes you by surprise.

IT SOUNDS BETTER WHEN YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING..

^I can answer that simply. One... One..... without second thought One who is lucky I have some religon and a love for my freedom. Some may understand this in their life, others should hope they don't have to. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- <PS - No, I'm quite sane - passed a 10 yr background check and FBI file for my job. spotless. Good sane relatives as well. V ::Takes a deep breath:: So.......how about those (insert appropriate sports team here)

RedCat again sereptitiously loosens the knots she still had her hands on better in numbers she thinks t' herself.. I like me head whar 'tis.. She looks at the object rolling across the floor in what seems like slow motion.. the sound hollow and echoin off th walls.. RedCat looks wide eyed and steps back a pace reachin f' the back o her boot again....

^ I think so, check the pics in raids.. < On an old subject I brought up here.."(Only movie I cried at was ET.. I dunno, I think it was like witnessing the death of your childhood teddy bear. )" Just watched DMC for the first time. Saved it for Xmas.. Apart from enjoying the fun and the scares, I am now huggin a box o kleenex! shhhhhhh V What scares you?

Oh Jack! That's just awful

A plethora of Christmas Music on me hard drive... Plethora....I love that word.

Comes back for seconds smeared in gravy n wine stains.. but quite warm n happy...Hat's off t the galley!....and Mrs. Galley

Avast! Red Cat Pillage VIXEN Jenny checking in! ha Patrick

WHEE!!

Mad Eye! Welcum back as t'were... Be there pics on yer website? As we be drinkin hereabouts I'll have a splash o whats bein poured..

Formosa ....Argentina, Brazil, Portugal or Taiwan?

MERRY CHRISTMAS (In Legalese): Posted on Monday, December 13, 2004 12:23 PM For your reading pleasure during this holiday season . . . :) MERRY CHRISTMAS (In Legalese): Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, and gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (but with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all) and further for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted calendar year (including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures). The preceding wishes are extended without regard to the race, creed, age, physical ability, religious faith or lack thereof, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee(s). THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS: Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to a mouse. A variety of foot apparel, e.g., stocking, socks, etc., had been affixed by and around the chimney in said House in the hope and/or belief that St. Nick a/k/a/ St. Nicholas a/k/a/ Santa Claus (hereinafter "Claus") would arrive at sometime thereafter. The minor residents, i.e. the children, of the aforementioned House were located in their individual beds and were engaged in nocturnal hallucinations, i.e. dreams, wherein vision of confectionery treats, including, but not limited to, candies, nuts and/or sugar plums, did dance, cavort and otherwise appear in said dreams. Whereupon the party of the first part (sometimes hereinafter referred to as ("I"), being the joint-owner in fee simple of the House with the party of the second part (hereinafter "Mamma"), and said Mamma had retired for a sustained period of sleep. At such time, the parties were clad in various forms of headgear, e.g., kerchief and cap. Suddenly, and without prior notice or warning, there did occur upon the unimproved real property adjacent and appurtenant to said House, i.e., the lawn, a certain disruption of unknown nature, cause and/or circumstance. The party of the first part did immediately rush to a window in the House to investigate the cause of such disturbance. At that time, the party of the first part did observe, with some degree of wonder and/or disbelief, a miniature sleigh (hereinafter "the Vehicle") being pulled and/or drawn very rapidly through the air by approximately eight (8) reindeer. The driver of the Vehicle appeared to be and in fact was, the previously referenced Claus. Said Claus was providing specific direction, instruction and guidance to the approximately eight (8) reindeer and specifically identified the animal co-conspirators by name: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen (hereinafter "the Deer"). (Upon information and belief, it is further asserted that an additional co- conspirator named "Rudolph" may have been involved.) The party of the first part witnessed Claus, the Vehicle and the Deer intentionally and willfully trespass upon the roofs of several residences located adjacent to and in the vicinity of the House, and noted that the Vehicle was heavily laden with packages, toys and other items of unknown origin or nature. Suddenly, without prior invitation or permission, either express or implied, the Vehicle arrived at the House, and Claus entered said House via the chimney. Said Claus was clad in a red fur suit, which was partially covered with residue from the chimney, and he carried a large sack containing a portion of the aforementioned packages, toys, and other unknown items. He was smoking what appeared to be tobacco in a small pipe in blatant violation of local ordinances and health regulations. Claus did not speak, but immediately began to fill the stocking of the minor children, which hung adjacent to the chimney, with toys and other small gifts. (Said items did not, however, constitute "gifts" to said minor pursuant to the applicable provisions of the U.S. Tax Code.) Upon completion of such task, Claus touched the side of his nose and flew, rose and/or ascended up the chimney of the House to the roof where the Vehicle and Deer waited and/or served as "lookouts." Claus immediately departed for an unknown destination. However, prior to the departure of the Vehicle, Deer and Claus from said House, the party of the first part did hear Claus state and/or exclaim: "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!" Or words to that effect. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Cinchin th rope up a bit as Eyes grunts his disaproval (he's been wisely quiet) I suggest "Mayhap we should be askin him?" I steps back a few paces but not to far.. and wait wiping the grime ofn me hands on me breeches. Chloe and Ransom have become very quiet and are studyin tiny figures on the map now..

Too much quiet. Wish I was hearing the creak of a ship over tha waves.

HA! Now there's a way to get to the head of the line....

I'm thinkin....stew tonight. Thick with parsnips and carrots and a good Merlot

Chloe....... um.... ye needs a Witch Doctor lass... mmmmmmmmmm booootssssss manly pirates in boooots catches breath..falls over backward..

Will you be holding the ladder then...Patrick? *giggle*~

I motion Eyes t' sit hisself down in th chair...wit a wink I tie th rope - but rather loosely. Jacky's still lookin a bit scary, the light o th candle throwin shadows across his face and a larger one of his outline on the wall behind him. Struck with the image for a moment..I struggle t' regain composure. Me heart slows from a gallop to a trot after jumpin in front o the flintlock he was pointin with deadly intent. "Uh Jacky, " I start.. "mebbe twas me wot set Eyes t' th defensive.. after all I did wander off wi th map, but twas really just me curiosity..'I had a sense summin may be in this direction" "Then Eyes come upon me n thot I'd be short changin ye all. " (I tie the last knot a teensy bit tighter at this thought) "Nay says I..just pokin about." "He and I was just turnin back t' see what be keepin ye all. I had no idea ye'd be sparrin with a spirit sippin spider!" I pause a second t' see if his expression changes and then start slowly again "Asides if this thing be stalkin us..mayhap we need t' be in number! As I speak Crazy Chloe and False Ransom are arrangin th map pieces again on the cabin floor..pointing from the map to the floor's dusty markings and speaking in hushed tones..

Ha! I just got that Phil..funny!

merrymakin in Pirate clothes this year? Thought I'd bump this up for fun..