Jacky Tar

Jacky grins back at the CAt, and walks ov'r t' her table. "Fer wot foods, are willing t' spend time in a confessional?"

^ Me garb is a bit drap, gray waistkit, blue breeches and brown bucket boots. (I like red.)

< Chole Orange! No, red! I can't sew, but I could drape it on ye in ways ye'd get noticed (modesty intact). Orange is used by CalTrans workers (a safety color). Safe is the last thing we want ye t' be.

V Do ye know yer colors?

^ They start jeerin' me 'fore I even get close.

< Need t' get some red silk fer a dress fer Chole; then her blendin' days be ov'r.

V Ever thought o' bein' counter t' yer real character in garb?

Aye, Sir William! Sinfully good food.

^ Makin' it up as I go along, luv.

< Waitin' fer someone t' make a strategic entrance...

V Are ye the center of attention, or do ye just blend in at an event?

Jack be Nimble

That's it! Ye all hav convinced me... I'm goin' back t' bed!

poison

(hexachlorophene - took off the market after many children died from exposure to it!)

SpongeBob SquarePants

(Aye, I've got kids. Keep it clean people!)

Wit' Roberts right behind me, wit' out Stones, we climbed t' the main deck. Mister Dillard was on deck an at the helm. The storm had calmed considerably.

Roberts and I were 'bout t' approach Dillard, when Jonas stepped forward, holdin' Silkie by her tresses wit' a pistol against her neck.

Jonas said t' me, "Mister Tar, place yer pistol on the deck, and return t' yer quarters."

I drew me sea pistol, leveled it at Jonas, and cocked it. He moved further behind Silkie, an told me t' lay me weapon down or else.

I layed me pistol on the deck, wit me back t' the rail and motioned t' Roberts t' put his cutlass down. As I straightened back up, I saw Jonas expression change, and his gun now trained on me.

I remember the flash, the ball slammin' into me shoulder, and fallen backwards ov'r the main deck railin' into the black sea below...

^ Buy the pirate jet!

< No fun winnin' the lottery, if ye can't share it.

V If we shared the lottery, wot would ye do wit yer share?

^ I like t' think so!

< Hope it (luck) stays on me side fer the rest o' the year!

V Do ye make yer own luck?

(Just wot the pub needed another fiesty redhead!) Maureen O'Hara

(Rhett Butler... late post!) Gone with the Wind

^ White. (period stockin's)

< The CAt takes good care o' her family, nephews and nieces.

V Do ye help extended family? (the outlaws and the in-laws)

pompadour (a hairstyle, also; more fashionable on women.)

^ My children.

< Like any parent I'm very proud of them.

V Hav somethin' ye've done of which yer proud?

^ Skip wot I will work fer... Chole ye'll sew in exchange fer dinner?

< They have good Indian food in Wisconsin?

V Indian food in Wisconsin... Are we talkin' American Indian or Asian Indian?

Aye, I believe pirates will be there, but the bigger pirate faire at Ojai, is in September.

suburban chic

(not a chick, or soccer mom, in a suburban)

Welcome t' the pub, Short Ben Potato! Ye know lad that's a chicken on yer shoulder? Ray doesn't usually allow the lads t' even bring in their parrots, let alone a chicken.

and Brandy (as long as she's really cute) .....

Patrick, if I swirl me brandy in a glass, she has good legs.

If'n I bring her close t' me nose, she stirs me senses.

Ye were talkin' 'bout Brandy from a bottle?

Me three favorite pirates postin' in a row, an all three postin' 'bout pirates!

^ Fish! Tuna sushi.

< Had a chicken wrap tonight; would rather have had sushi.

V Have a hard time pickin' a restaurant in mixed company?

^ Drinks Disarronno on the rocks.