Mad Maudlin McCrumb

It's gonna get messy wif everybody larfing their arses off inna privy!!! "Of a' the trades a man can try The beggin' is the best For when a beggar's weary He can just sit down and rest"

WOOF!!! And here I thought we had a SMALL Lucius Malfoy following here in Portland.. now he's a PIRATE?!?!?!?!?!?!? My life rocks!!!!! Thank you, that was beautiful...

I feel so loved.. I've been mentioned twice in this smutlist! I hardly know what to say!...

That, my dear is exactly what I want!! You know Japanese bondage???? Oh you simply MUST come over soon!!!!!! I love ALL of what you offer, I'm all about that!! Jeez, now, I'll crawl around on the floor and beg fer it.... Oh Mistress, PLEEEEEEZE???

Ooh, flog me.. the best part of the party was the floggin I got at the hands of a really cute red headed guy! He was really good! He hung my new handcuffs off me nipple rings, too, just to see what they are capable of.. I was impressed! Tougher than I thought. I think my beloved Master will let you play with me as long as you don't try to completely kill me. I wound up in the hands of a crazy Hessian bulldyke that thought I could take some pretty hardcore blows to my chest... I am relatively unhurt physically, I"m a bit mentally and emotionally messed up from it though... Your con personnae is absolutely cool... and I think he would love to see you take me on and make me behave my young self... I think you could do it, personally... Tie me up? Show me who's boss? Let him take notes? Just don't try to break me... I look forward to the challenge....

They are turning our beloved Pirates of the Caribbean into an interactive, audience participation, underground cult HIT here in Portland and few other places! DIG THIS!!! www.potcinteractive.bravehost.com

Oh I feel so patriotic... or something

A pistachio??

Maudlin is brought in slung over Stynky's shoulder lookin' like something the cat brought in, and gave up on in the hallway... Heheh... um.. Hi y'all... I got the ever-loving bejeezus beaten out of me at a party this weekend, and have been feeling rather small and stupid, and incredibly sore ever since... I haven't forgotten you! Arrr.. and all that... anybody got an aspirin? uuuughhhhh...

hahaha... I"m not sure how to take that.. heeheehee

Poor old dawggie... and I do so adore old sea dawgs!! Happy Birthday...

Happy Birthday lassie!!!!

Arrrr! I'm with ye there!!! REally all my favorites have been mentioned!

BOOOO!!! Oh my god that was BAAAA_A_A_A_A_A_AD!!!

Arrr... that sounds like fun!!! When do the press gangs start??? heehee

I jsut got mine from Jastown, too! I love it... pics to follow when I can get them!!

Nope... looking at early 80's possibly late 70's... crap on a stick.. ya didn't miss much

Saw it recently... it was.. yeah...

Manos... heck yeah... directed by a manure salesman... great flick, or something...

This is what I get fer not paying attention, dammit... har har har...

I gots a nice Tallisker wif yer name on it, matey...

MEEEEOOOWWWW!!!!

Maybe YOU didn't... Some of us might have....

Happy Birthday El Pirata! Still wanna take me up on getting eaten alive? heheheh

AAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHA! I needed that at Oh-my-god-o'clock in the morning on Monday!!! Seven, you rock