Arr that be a fine joke, I'll hafta be telling my ship mates that'n.
Here's another genie joke...
So there's 3 british "capt'ns" stuck on a island, they find a old jamp and out pops a genie, he says "I'll grant each of you 1 wish" so the first wishes that he was back on shore, the second also wishes to be back on shore, and the third says "I want my friends back"