Fearadh na fáilte! A Heardy welcome t'ya!
Ye'v com t the right place fer meetin d'finest bunch o scallawag to b'found lass.
Now, thet man behind d'bar, she points he b'Ray. N,ifin ya wants t b'sure t'get thes lugs to greet ya, might I suggest buyin a round. Notin gets dem more sociable den a pint r'two!
N'as I'v tol many a lass before ya, be warry o'des rogues, der likely t'b steelin a kiss b'fore ya can find der purse t'steel!