Patrick Hand
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Not Jerky..... jerky is hard and dry befor ........ well you know the rest......
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eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwhhhh..... OH NO ........ not Sneezy.......
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But don't squeek it to hard.......... or you will get yelled at....... or at least someone will start yelling........ something like that.........
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Na aaaH..... No I don't..... that outfit was Janet ..... "feeling done in...couldn't win... only ever kissed befor....................."
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Hey why is everyone looking at me..... those arn't the fishnets that I wore...
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the Lime Jello is purly optional........
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Yah.... she won them back in the "Reverse Strip Poker Game"
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I have been...... thats why I got go go take a cold shower........
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Oh realy.... I haden't noticed........ (Dang..... I'm a terible lier.....)
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You do know that moonburns can be very painfull...... do you need any help aplying some moonscreen.......... ?
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Phill..... you forgot Guy Rule # 321 " Always exagerate that "part"" WOW....Look a sperm whale.......
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Or periscopes.............
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Somehow the joke about the elephaunt talking to a man at a nudist beach pops into mind...... the elephaunt asks.... "How do you breath through that ?" another elephaunt joke..... you know why elephaunts have four feet..... if they only had eight inches it would look too funny......
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It's NEVER refered to as "shrinkage"..... they are just trying to hide untill the weather gets warmer..........
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I don't know...... last time someone said that...... well "they" (not the person that said that..... the "other" they) wouldn't come out untill mid August.......
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Well you can see how My Dirty mind works.........
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You sure the water is not to cold...... something about what you just said reminded me to ask...........
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OH NO FAR from it....... I like to watch women ......eeergh... you know
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I can't DO THAT..... the Environmental Protection Agency has rules against me fishing that way anymore......
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If you make a "slight" change to the title......
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I kinda like Bill Cosbys joke about the mirror on the bedroom cealing..... He startled himself seeing a nude skydiver........ Something like that........
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Nah... thats what I got the bedroom mirror for ...... (Now everyone gets to figure how much Comedy is entertainment...... or something like that......)
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Well "The Mosqueto Coast" was "chearfull...... " Hummmmmm.... shoulda watched another movie........ but didn't know anything about it anyway..... OH well........ Still have the "Three Stoges" vidio I can watch.......
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...Just in kinda murgy mood....... had to work yesterday, so I missed the parade, and had to do some renderings today, so didn't get to goof off or do any good Sunday kinda things........ Maybe I'll go watch "Mosquito Coast" never seen it befor.... checked it out from the Library..........
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But I thought Skelitons in an office or bedroom were bad Feng Shui (Someone mentioned that in the Pyrate Bedroom thread..... )