Mad Matt

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Babe the Big Blue Ox

Who here enjoys a ciger every now and then. I haven't in a looooong while - of course I've never had anything as highend as a Cohiba or anything. Best I've had was a Garcia y Vega that cost me around $5. I just got a Christmas gift pack of Pyrat XO Reserve rum that came with a guillotine cutter and a leather cigar case. Set my mind a-spinnin' and figured I ask y'all.

'Tis a sad thing - a wonderful post honoring American Hero Chuck Norris has denigrated into a Harry Potter post...

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I see, said the blind man. Thank you, good sir!

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Would a Quartermaster actually carry the whip, er would it be stowed on board in case its use was needed? Dorian?

waterboy durhurhur...I'm da wattaboy...durhurhur

I've got a CD with a lot of monks hummin' er singin' er somethin' like that. Wonder if Diego's in it?

Chuck Norris kicks a$$! Well, maybe "roundhouse kicks ass" is more appropriate, here!

Jest tried some "VooDoo" rum last night. Weren't too bad. Also had RedRum. Kinda fruity with coconut flavor and some other tropical fruit flavors.

"Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!"

Depends...how soon would you be lookin' fer funds. Christmastime has drained me purse, as it were.

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Elvis!

I am ever so grateful, sir. Here's t' you!

Great! Thanks lady snow. Now when the mud gets too hot, it'll look like boiling lava! muhahahahaha!

Thanks. I often lose cool points 'round here. Glad I found a way t' get some back!

'Twas on another board (nothing even remotely related to pyracy). Good stuff, tho', eh?