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Mad Matt

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  1. Mad Matt
    eh?
  2. Mad Matt
    missing an ear
  3. Mad Matt
    rabbit ears
  4. Mad Matt
    boob tube
  5. Mad Matt
    Spanktravision
  6. Mad Matt
    quickie
  7. Mad Matt
    sweet nothings
  8. Mad Matt
    Big Bopper
  9. Mad Matt
    crashes
  10. Mad Matt
    winged death
  11. Mad Matt

    Mud Room

    Mad Matt replied to Mad Matt's topic in Fiction

    Sure. Ye take a few steps out the secret passage, turn left and head down to the ocean. I may hafta go with ye. Mud's startin' t' cake up in places it shouldn't be...
  12. Mad Matt
    WAR!
  13. Mad Matt

    Mud Room

    Mad Matt replied to Mad Matt's topic in Fiction

    Loss Prevention, HAZMAT, Safety Officer, First Aid...stuff like that. I work at a local ACE Hardware distribution center. I've got a couple applications pending to see if I can get back into "real" cop work.
  14. Mad Matt

    Mud Room

    Mad Matt replied to Mad Matt's topic in Fiction

    It's a J-O-B. It sucks. What else ya wanna know?
  15. Mad Matt

    Mud Room

    Mad Matt replied to Mad Matt's topic in Fiction

    Believe me, she knew. She's a sharp lass!
  16. Mad Matt
    That sucks! Especially when you're used to having technology and then it suddenly isn't there. I haven't had a cell phone for two years and I don't miss them. But when I had one I couldn't imagine being without it.
  17. Mad Matt

    Mud Room

    Mad Matt replied to Mad Matt's topic in Fiction

    Uh, oh. Whadya do now?
  18. Mad Matt

    Mud Room

    Mad Matt replied to Mad Matt's topic in Fiction

    I do wish Scarlet would join us. I hope the lack of her presence is not a sign of things t' come...
  19. Mad Matt

    Mud Room

    Mad Matt replied to Mad Matt's topic in Fiction

    A warm spiced cider it will be. (((Don't look now, but I think Dorian is spyin' on us!)))
  20. Mad Matt

    Mud Room

    Mad Matt replied to Mad Matt's topic in Fiction

    Nay, I never yield! But we can sit here, hug each other and talk. That friggin' barmaid better come...OH! Tharrrrr comes one now! Bunny what would ye like. It's on me, lass. Hmmm...in more ways than one...***Matt looks into his purse, tryin' t' pull coins out o' the mud***
  21. Mad Matt
    Well, that'll count me out...
  22. Mad Matt

    Mud Room

    Mad Matt replied to Mad Matt's topic in Fiction

    Jest careful what ye grab, luv! Some of it's attached!
  23. Mad Matt

    Mud Room

    Mad Matt replied to Mad Matt's topic in Fiction

    Not bein' confrontational, jest defendin' m'self!
  24. Mad Matt
    Dierks Bentley
  25. Mad Matt

    Mud Room

    Mad Matt replied to Mad Matt's topic in Fiction

    Aye, but Bunny's arrrrrr known fer bein' fast not strong! Watch out! *Matt pushes Bunny down again, mud splatters everywhere. A barmaid comes by t' get our order but is upset her clothes are now sullied and wanders off...*
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