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  1. Mad Matt
    thong
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    crotch
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    the rabbit died
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    Say, mate. Be there any Mexican fare in yer establishment? I'm havin' a bit o' the shakes fer a "South o' the border" taste. Don't know if you can accomodate, though...
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    I see yer a coy one, eh? Thankee fer the compliment! I haven't gotten one like that since.....this morning! What're ye drynking? 'Tis on me, luv.
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    Mud Room

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    Nay, lass! I'll not beat ye badly, jest enough so ye know who's boss! ***Mad Matt throws a handful of mud at Scarlet*** Ye can't be sittin' on the sidelines here, luv. YER NEXT! ***Matt runs slip-sliding at Scarlet as she squeals and giggles while running away from him.***
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    I had the distinct pleasure of speaking on the phone with our lovely Scarlet, last night. A grand time was had, as most of you could imagine. For those of you who haven't met her, she has an intoxicating giggle! (Don't kill me, luv!) I'm proud to start my "Met from the Pub" list off with her!
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    Mud Room

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    Poor Bunny. I am trained in hand t' hand combat, y' know... Yer jest gettin' me started!
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    YAY! I hope there's still some left! So, what's it like t' hobnob with the stars, eh?
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    "De plane, boss! De plane!" That's some funny shyte....maybe jest 'cause I been drynkin'!
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    Mud Room

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    Well, I try, luv! Bein' on me stomach, I would be able t' spin 'neath ya and know you off balance, sendin' ya tumblin' head o'er heels!
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    Mud Room

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    Well, if yer straddlin' me and I'm face up, that makes it kinda hard t' eat it! Say, are ye ticklish? ***Tickle, tickle, tickle!***
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    Mud Room

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    Still, it was a grand time. I hope t' do it again soon. *Mad Matt bum-rushes the Bunny, hopin' t' catch her off guard* YER GOIN' DOWN, Y' FURBALL!
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    Mud Room

    Mad Matt replied to Mad Matt's topic in Fiction

    Scarlet does a fyne job at takin' care o' things fer me. Thanks fer the offer, tho'!
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    Mud Room

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    All the mud kinda caused me problems. At least it isn't in me backside...If it was, we'd have problems....
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    Mud Room

    Mad Matt replied to Mad Matt's topic in Fiction

    Aye, but at certain times one o' those smiles may have Pinocchio's nose....
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    If you were close enough, I'd share my bottle o' Jim Beam with ya. That'd fix ye up right!
  18. Mad Matt
    Moby Dick Nice sig, Red!
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    Mud Room

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    I got yer work, luv! (I've got a smilie saved I should insert here - 'tis inappropriate fer this Pub, tho') Ye must've been dreamin' if you tho't you won. You were huffin' and puffin' when we were through. It was fun, tho'.
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    Mud Room

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    Yeah, I think it works that way!
  21. Mad Matt
    You'll hurt a lot more tomorrow. Take some motrin tonight and have plenty set aside for the next couple days. Hope you feel better, soon.
  22. Mad Matt
    balls
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    Mud Room

    Mad Matt replied to Mad Matt's topic in Fiction

    Would I miss you? Well......er.......ummmmm ***Mad Matt looks at the ground, drawing little circles in the dust on the floor***Yeah, probably...
  24. Mad Matt
    Martin Short
  25. Mad Matt
    What kind o' beans?
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