Mad Matt

honesty

Really...... Sounds like you folks had a blast. I hope I get t' be there next year!

Thread soon t' be deleted, t' be sure Carmina. Jest so you know!

Good on ya, mate! I do think I'll be orderin' one in a couple weeks.

cow

Do ya want a hug?

sweet

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. • Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Fat Chicks. • Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" • When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris." • Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". • Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris. • Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights. • Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong. • Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill. • Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife. • Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids. • Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change. • Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way. • One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris. • If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. • After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane". • Chuck Norris had his own version of Punk'd. Only in his version, he would walk around and roundhouse kick people in the throats. • At the end of each week, Chuck Norris murders a dozen white people just to prove he isn't a racist.

dandy

While playing the role of a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot outs. When the director explained that he can't do that, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face. It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The Light Side, The Dark Side, and Chuck Norris. Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norrisi. God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for a +500 gain to roundhouse ability. Chuck Norris is the only male to give birth. His only child; Vin Diesel. Every time Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick, an angel gets its wings. Chuck Norris can ejaculate through solid steel. The letters in Chuck Norris' name can be rearranged to spell "Doom" in twelve different languages, including Esperanto, but not French. Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. Chuck Norris burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting with water. Chuck Norris is the only person ever capable of telling if an aircraft landed in soil by tasting it. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Ever. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. If Chuck Norris had a dollar and you had a dollar, Chuck would kick your ass and take your dollar. We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. Chuck Norris volunteers at retirement homes just so he can push old people in wheelchairs onto the freeway. Chuck Norris does not see dead people; he makes people dead. When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'".

No problems from Metallica with that title?

Feel good. Just talked to an ol' Jarhead buddy I haven't heard from in 8 years...

www.komp.com The most AWESOME rock station I've ever heard! Got into it when I lived in Vegas...

locker

My Dad (a Marine Corps Veteran during the Vietnam War) always called me "Killer" growing up. That helped shape my psyche for the things to come. In the Corps I was known as "Psycho". As a civilian, I've also been called "Sgt. Slaughter". The rest are not fit t' print!

"The Man Who Sold the World"

Hmmmm...I am intrigued!

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doghouse

I hope so. I'd hate t' leave ya all sad, pouty and no outlet t' express yerself!

You come in and leave too quickly! I'm gonna slip in and warm up me outsides. The insides' all warm from the rum. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Redwings

I'd like to have something to use as a template for when I decorate my house. I wouldn't mind the feeling of actually being in a room inside a ship (minus the rockin' of course). Surprised there isn't more around. No walking tours or anything. Must....get....to....ocean!

Soooo....How you doin'?