Mad Matt

Well, it doesn't have t' be nekked. But I won't mind! Thank you fer all the cabana luvin'

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" Robert Duvall

The new Pyrate Pimp-mobile?

I've found a secret door in Ray's Pub. It leads to a grand spacious area beneath the regular Pub. T' keep the ladies from sparrin' elsewhere, I've created the mud room. This room is heated folks, so there be no effects from the weather. There are only two rules: 1) No tossing the barmaid int' the mud! We gotta have someone available t' keep bringin' the drinks; 2) Mud & yer tongue is yer weapon of choice 'ere. There's a table by the door t' place yer blades and pistols. (Don't want any of our fair lasses "accidentally" run through. Ladies, there are plenty o' mud pits available. You can call someone out from another thread and tell 'em t' meet ye here fer battle. As the new proprietor o' this area, I've personally sent off the barmaid t' bring back several tankards of grog. Welcome in. Drinks arrrrr on me!

PITA (popups, they are)

ROCK 'N' F'N ROLL, MAN!

balls...I've got big brass balls

Not a bad-lookin' lass among the bunch! All appeared to be missing me intently hahaha Can't wait for it to happen again, fer more pics of course!

Stay up late, son. 'Tis always easier than wakin' up early. 'Specially after a bout with the bottle the night before.

That's not right, Diego. Me stomach started doin' th' same thingy as yer movie clip. Ohhhhhhhh....where's the privy?

Tijuana

Thankee m'lady. That'll surely help out with our bit of "authentication".

hahahaha you are, or he is

Airs at 4 AM Eastern? I guess I'll have to learn how to record with my VCR...

Tom Cruise

"mo' money, mo' money, mo' money!"

I got this off the website where I found photos of the pirate ships used durign filming. If anyone wants to see the website so's ya know the dubloons are not goin' into me own pocket, send me a PM and I will send you the link. This is only fer a bit o' pyrate fun. "To benefit the The Grand Bahama Children's Home Mackenzie Crook and Lee Arenberg have signed some Bahamas souvenir tee shirts which will be sent to anyone who sends a donation of $35 or more payable to the children's home. Those who submit donations should include their name and address for the shirt to be sent to with the cheque. Make cheques payable to: THE GRAND BAHAMA CHILDREN'S HOME Mail to: Bahamas Vacation Guide P.O. Box F-43652 Freeport, Grand Bahama Island Bahamas There is no zip code. Tee shirts and autographs may vary. Allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery."

I think if I told ye, I'd have t' kill ye... There arrrrrr a couple on this board who know...due to the nature of my job, it shall remain a mystery to the rest of ye!

silver dollars

I want to visit New Orleans and go to Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop & Pub. No link for it, but you can search the internet for photos of the place. Most are outside photos, though.

Here, here!

Holy Water - Big & Rich not Bad Company Honky Tonk Badonkadonk just came on. Nice video! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

I'm sure some are. But, maybe it's just me, it seems to make sense to answer using your gut, instead of trying to figure out what the "correct" answer might be.

That mostly sound like me... Trilingual? Hell yeah, I've tried ling....oh. Your talking about something else, probably

So....umm.....what are Dutch people like, then?