Iron Bess

I've just hoisted up my address at the Studio for you Capt'n... let it fly!!

Atta boy!!! Dontcha just LOVE showing yer scars to the new kids?? *Now lass, I got this here one during a fight at RPFS back in 19 and 70!!! (Sigh) Those were the good old days.

Aye!! And I'll be sending it all on to Roy m'self... do we have a video? I'd like to send the whole package at once if we do.

Ahhhh, nay, I met my Jolly Rob on the field of Honour (so many years ago) at the Renaissance Faire. He was working the Joust and I was with one of the sword troups. Being in his cups, so not totaly to blame as he spent the next several years reminding me, he made a rather... ungenteel observation about something and I, ever the Warrior Poet, cold-cocked him behind the stages with himself ending up on his arse int he dust. 'Twas (almost) love at first sword draw. How I miss him, the Gods bless him.

How about.... across Michael's mouth??

ROTDLMBAO!!!!!! That is exactly how I met my late husband!! (Sigh) His fingers were born to fluff.

Mmmm... right lovely she is too! But the only thing worth fight'n over for this lassy is a blade!! Right kind of you to share though, right kind.

Now lass... if'n it be true comfort that yer wish'n to jaw about.... I m'self, highly, HIGHLY recommend a soothing Bodice chiller!! The very thing for a hot, adventure filled day. Not to mention quite the conversation starter! I (ahem) Have tried everything I know to post a picture of one hard at work but.... just can't get the thing to post! Sorry.

Thank ye lass, I been wonderin' 'ow to stop this headache. Yeah... your lucky I was aiming at...(ahem) your skull.

Steady lad.... steady.

Aims her flintlock at the wee little...... skull. *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!*

Aye! It 'tis!! Yet it's even sweeter to give it right back to them through their sternum on the end of the same blade. That ways... they remember it!!! (Sigh... ah, the fond memories of youth.)

Aye, Bess, you ARE the original. I be merely a pale imitation indeed. And I have no idea what the hell a "Prudentilla" is, but it don't sound much like ye! Oh, I was not singl'n you out lass... I meant the *Bloody Bess* up above and *Red Bess*.. sounds like *Bess* be the only girly name they know!! And I have no idea what a Prudentilla ia either. Might be I ought to be offended!

By the Gods.... They labeled me "Bloody Prudentilla Rackman" !! (Someone must have been peeking!)

Wha??... does that make m'self the only *original* Bess in these waters?? Had my Pirate name handed to me on the end of a blade! I earned it! Hmmm... lemme go see what my name would be. (Back in a minute...)

Okay folks, one or two emails is one thing but I a being overwhelmed with people asking me if there is truth to the rumor that there is a casting call for POTC2 soon. No. No. And no! I don;t care where you heard it or in what state of the union. I don't care how nice the person was or how knowledgable they seemed. There is no scheduled upcoming auditions. For anything. Whoever is still taking this rumor out for it's daily walk will you please stop. Again, there is NO TRUTH to the RUMOR that there is a casting call soon for POTC2 At least not one sanctioned by the production company or Jerry Bruckheimer productions. I promise, I promise I will post it here when I know anything. Thanks mates,

Ohhhh.... thankee lass but just about anyone can look half way decent in a studio photo. Taken when we were doing stunt fights for a TV pilot. I can hardley take any credit for it.

Aye! I'd believe that, too! Cabinlass Maggie and I see the people fainting every year out at Faires to prove it!! :)

Speaking from a GREAT deal of experience at keeping a healthy size pair of girls in their rightful place (when swordfighting no less...) there are more then a few ways to do keep thing aright. From the attached pix you can see I am pretty ample. I know the hair is in the way a bit but... I'll start by saying Quills idea of a support bra under things a a good start for a lass of size no matter what ANYONE says. Also, on hot days or if you become uncomfortable or... just for a *flash of dash* lace yourself wider at the top then at your waist. Use your undersdress for fluff as well. You'd be amazed at what you can conceal with a few well placed ruffles! Not to fret lass... the right lad will find you no matter what!

Well done lass!! I've been sword fighting in a pair of *lacey* drawers for some time now and they are the most comfortable things! Besides, 'tis a fine thing to add a mite of dash to your presense.. they will remember you lass, Aye!! They WILL remember you!! LOL!! (wistfully thinking back to all the sailors this wench has caught off guard) Eamil me if you'd like a few *ideas* on how to display.... :)

Oh NOooooooooooooo dear one!! Michael was put into the computer and morphed into SHREK!! Shrek was the one based on Michael.

No Maria... it's a joke. Trouble is it isn't far from the truth.

Oh Look. Michael Eisner. (The lower adornments)

Even if I bring ye back somethin' better, luv? *points at Ghiradelli, then at Godiva, then at See's* Pick yer poison, luv! Is there ANYTHING other then Sees Milk Patties??? (swoon)

Next time... besides the fires and the ships you'll need to be after take'n a picture of all that chocolate treasure!! "Whats this?! whats this!? there's something very wrong!!"...