Iron Bess

(Which is why we are always so damn busy!!!)

Well.... you are what you eat I suppose.

Awww.... beauty is in the eye of the beholder mate!! Now, I be right plain m'self but it never stopped me! (Okay, okay!! SO I had them on a blades end. So sue me!)

Aye, that be the rumble'n's.... Ol' Johnny is eager. Now, we'll see if Disney cough's up what is contracted.

Naw, sorry to me very bones love... but have no fear, I believe the trilogy is in the best of hands! :)

Now now lass... remember, before last night Fantasy films were persona non grata at the Oscars. No film with even a wiff ever took home an Oscar for best picture. We ought to be right grateful that they have stormed the gate and now the fileds will be wide open from now on. Why... even a Pirate movie could win! (Did everyone know that Disney had the rights to LOTR and decided they didn't want to spend that much money to make it?? ) As for Peter Jackson... it's alright if he looks a mite desheveled. I for one think the lad really IS a hobbit! Working with the As*** I do, it's right nice to see a guy that has no pretensions. Besides, his *inner* gifts just broke Hollywood records and altered film making for the future. I don't think anyone is going to cast very big stones and if they do... we have to consider the sources. I'll bet they would be the pompous, self important ones that put others down to elevate themselves. And besides... Peter DID wear shoes!!!

My interest is thoroughly piqued Bess. But I assume you would be keelhauled for even hinting at just a smidgeon of the new storyline so I won't even ask. But if it's good enough to thrill you, I'm sure we'll all be equally thrilled. As long as they retain that surprising integrity of the first movie I'll be happy. I think the lads are doing the POTC2&3 right proud and Jack will be a right busy boy. Some pretty weighty stuff along with some side splitting ideas and, shall we say... off the cuff ideas. I think, that should they stay true to the course thay are this minute plotting...this whole Pub crew will be somewhat shocked, momentarily stunned and then feel like chuckl'n and cheer'n all at the same time. Aye, it's good to be a Pirate! Here's to Capt'n Jacks chances NEXT year.

Now, now mates.... 'tis true we feel we have been robbed (imagine THAT for a bunch o' Pirates!)... But Capt'n Jack will be back. And with a vengence if the story boards are tell'n no lie! Johnny has yet another chance to be nominated for this terrific character. And besides... if Disney can find a way to make some money of him, we'll be up to our eyeballs in Sparrow gee-gaws! Drink up me hearties Yop Ho!!

Concieved in Western Ireland (Sligo) Born in Calif, Returned to the Celts and Spent formative years on the Ancient Ile, back to CA and I am now in docked in Los Angeles however.... my final berth (even NOW being made ready for my retirement) Will be in Northern CA on the 17 mile drive just off of Carmel by the Sea. (sigh) What parties we'll have then, huh mates??

(chuckle) Oh... you silly Pirate!! Thinks you that they still be breathing by then? I doubt the rust would be of any concern. Still..... there is something to be said for a lass that keeps her weapons in *fighting trim*

(Shrug) 'Tis of no matter and no harm done. That is a mistake that often overtakes those in the last, fleeting moments of their lives as I pull my cutless from out of their gullets. The fact that I ALWAYS wipe the blood from me blades to keep them from rust, in itself, speaks to my being a.... Lady.

There is already a thread of considerable length on this very subject m'lad.It's listed below... somewheres, begun by our very own Poison Quill. But... I'll give you the same answer I posted there in regards to m'self. 'Tis very simple. Heredity.

Awwwww!! Don't be tell'n tails outta school on her!! (Bless her little gassy heart!) Yeah, she sure is sweet. She's my own little oxy-moron. She's my *Sweet Stinky* (I'm gonna tell her you tattled Red!) She'll be save'n one up JUST for you!

Nor as smelly! Wet dog! Poor Clancy :) Hey!!! I BEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeg your pardon!! Clancy smells sweet no matter what! (Yeah, right... that's why her LOVE name is Stinky!)

Smile'n sweetly...) 'Tis always good to have a *bit* o'fear m'lad. (lovingly winks at yer) Yes, yes!! Dry weather is good. I think I could float the Royaliste in me backyard just now!! Nothing so charming as a blind German Shepard trying to find her way through sopping wet adobe!

Nothing so gouche lad! I've had little need to fall back on *leather* to get a lad to *stand* at attention! Yo Ho Yo Ho a Pirates life for me!

PSSSST!!!!....Lemmee know when Aye ain't, eh????......... ...........and really bad eggs...... My dear, dear boy..... you will be the FIRST one to be made to take notice!! (chuckle) Pirate!

(Ahem...) ROTDLMBAO Rolling on the deck laugh'n me bloom'n (or blasted) arse off! And of course, the Pub will get the news right away when it comes across m'desk about casting calls. Moast likely they will have a *re-call* first for folks from the first film and then fill in from there. Everyone can have a shot but it DOES help it your in the extra's union at least. Anyone (aside from those that have told me endlessly) in the SAG union? For those of you that cast here at the studio... we can *drink up me hearties Yo Ho!* in the commissary and I'll do a walkabout with you.

ROTDLMBAO!!! Proud I be that yer were pay'n attention!! :)

Just try, me proud beauty... just try!! :angry: :angry:

I be keep'n a weather eye out mate... I'll run up the news as soon as I lay me anxious hands on it. The.... mail that is.

Already done that. (see above) :angry:

I rest my case.

Well that be no problem Cap'y Grey... I'm sure this statue is still for sale out at the park and.. I DO get 35% off remember.

Maybe you misunderstood. Maybe the friend was a Jackass??