Iron Bess

If your local, know some hand to hand combat and sword work you can always call and ask them. Nothing ventured nothing gained is my motto.

Oops!!! Then... posting for a Pilot casting call was okay down in the Pirate Pop media section, right? There's no plank in my future????

As far as I know, no they won't. They are looking for local people. For call backs I suppose and if it gets sold eveyone will still be around.

Morning all you swarthy types. There is a TV Pilot that will be filming here in L.A. in the next few months with a vetern actor in the lead, that is looking for 5-6 guys that KNOW how to be the nasty sort. Sword work is a big plus if you already have some know how but you will be trained in the bargain as well. Renaissance costumes of your own is also a plus. This is a defered payment contract which means you get paid if the Pilot sells. You will be well fed of course and have some fun for a few days work. If there is any interest, please contact me off this site at my email address and I will put you in touch with the producer. Thanks lads!

Other! Other! Other!!!!!! :)

Stynky!! Learn somethun new about you again I did!! A Blessed day to all indeed!!

Hey, niiiiiiice work lad! :)

I thought blow was just an expression! Well... that depends on the amount of powder I suppose. Combustables... and all that. :)

Well..... ....I suppose you could always blow on it to cool it down a mite.

Ooooooooooooo... thanks! Always nice to have new sources.

No no..... it's *dipped* my girl, *dipped!* But.... you can still hold him. :)

(Bowing from the waist...) Thank you..... thank you

(Ahem).... Well now, sturdy barrel is all well and good but...I'm suppose'n it's really all about how good the *sight* is isn't it?? No good if'n the thing canna hit it's target now is it?

Da da da da da da really bad eggs.....

Then BRONZE she be!!!!!!!!!!! Ahoy, Black Pearl!! Make ready wench... the man has chosen his poison! Bad eggs, hard boiled eggs...

Hot wax.... Hot Bronze...... One is just shinier then the other!! Your call ladies! (Wow... talk about REALLY bad eggs!!)

But ladies!!!.... Think of all the *squeeling* when he's dipped!!! (Love ya I do Capt'n......)

I think what makes it scary to me... is the fact that he has no *whites* of his eyes. They look to be the same colour as his skin (Yuck)

((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))))))))

Forgive him???? Good Gods woman, I think we ought to 'ave him bronzed!!!!

Er...Cap'n? I think that be a...ahem... custom order... ROLLINGONTHEDECKLAUGHINGMEBLOOM"NARSEOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well said Penny, well said!!! (In his dreams!) :)

Ahhhhhhhhhhh a little *spin* while ye shops??

B-B-B-ut, where do we get 72' condoms in a three-pack? Wal-Mart?

OOOooooooooooo!!! Drink up me hearties Yo Ho!!!!!!!!!!! Sail safe now!!