A thousand congratulations, William, on opening The South Seas Shake Shack! Bloody good idea. What a bountiful menu ye have produced (with help from yer pirate hearties)!
(Ciaran is carrying a small wooden chest under his arm, sets it on a nearby table and opens it)
I acquired these many years ago after a plunderin' on The Big Island and now be the time to bring 'em forth. In celebration of the Tsunami Kate's new addition, I be most happy to "lay" everyone who enters.
(reaches in trunk and brings forth hundreds of colourful Hawaiian leis)
(places a blood red lei over William's head) Ye be the first, matey! May yer new restaurant satisfy the cravin's of all who enter!
I'll be standin' over by the door to "lei" yer customers!
At yer convenience, might I order:
two Sparrow Rum Burgers blackened to hell and back (very well done),
chips, pickles, and
a Tsunami shake
Thank ye and Cheers!