Diego Santana de la Vega

Aarrrgghhhh! and aye see he is already taking over the channel selector as well. Best invest in tevo if ye ever wishta see a game again my lord!

"If I teach you sex, I have to give you sex for homework."

Nay not good friend! *****hint***** Tis a long song as well though!

Fetal

You asked for it you gots it! "Oh, pilot of the storm who leaves no trace, like thoughts inside a dream Heed the path that led me to that place, yellow desert stream"

Tear away

i have the kegs whos gunna bring the barrels of rum? Does Captain P E W have any left? Mayhaps he's in the mood fer a beach party?

What the fact that our parents were all doin the nasty on Valentines day and run out of driveway on the way in the house?

first place

Nothin lass I'm jes kiddin wit ye all I was gettin the steam goin on Captain Nebecanezzer is all. I have a bit o dane in me as well! I calls it me great dane I does!

loser!

Sir William I am not in the mood for baby food or baby diapers as well! Babies laughing well nothin in me estimation of Gods great plan is better heard but please kind sir no babies crying....... I'll be takin a tankard of me fave and one fer me shadow as well... I ave been lookin ta meets up with the likes of a fairly strange named Captain? Sompin like dagnabbitz wait(me ponders??????) nar can't remember it!

I feel like killing vikings all of a sudden! Any ships going north?

moby grape

skyrockets

I'm sunburndt and my eyes are the worst!

Sir William I was just thinking back on the stack of rapiers you once posted and how impressive it were! Ya wouldn't happen to have it handy fer a few of us ta looks at whilst wer'e drynking?

solo

Twisted Sister

Home sweet home

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours north of San Diego on the 5 when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three or more hours fixing my truck. My problem is I have two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble." "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went. Seven hours later, the truck driver was driving through Mission Bay in San Diego when suddenly he was shocked what he saw! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to theinterest of a cars stopping and a big crowd. With a screech of brakes, he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What the heck are you doing here?" he asked, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo." "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, "but we had money leftover---so now we're going to Sea World".

city of angels

Rod Stewert and Cher "Bewitched Bothered and Bewildered

Aye one hundred pages of fun in the blue lagoon and a hundred more to go! Everyone over to the pub lets throw a kegger! One light and one dark and they both be on our moderator!

Sir William make that thar heart burn lookin fer a place to melt steel a Newcastle instead of Guinness but join us won't you?