William Brand

Wonderful. I thank you. It is a beautiful gift.

Speaking of red... ...where the hell is The Red Dragon?

Today's special is crab cakes. And Cap'n Morgan eats for free. Brave lad.

Aye. lol. Aye it is.

Fascinating stuff there. Aye. I enjoyed the lashing comment about cannon ignorance. I too would have thought that was a date instead of a weight. I'm showing my ignorance today.

(William's hand shoots up) Aye.

A man's most perfect accessory is his character. If he be off bad character, than no other thing can compensate this one failing. Still, a man might be of good character and still be a scoundrel. Aye. Today's special is all things baby... Baby carrots. Stuffed baby potatoes. Hoisin-glazed baby back ribs. Arrrrrr.

Perhaps what you really need is this...

You're right. I'll settle for an open and billowing shirt. Arrrrr.

Certainly, sir. Pick a size...

Thank you, all. Well look at that. I've lost seven buttons off my long vest already.

Thanks, all. It was a long, but rewarding weekend. Now the careful minion molding begins. (insert evil laughter here)

What's that...? Is it a pirate hat? Well, no, but close enough.

Whew. Now... ...more rum! I can't wait to see the little pirate after work. Arrrrrr. He's a little prince of the sea.

whoa...666 posts. Quick! SOMEBODY POST!

(William walks in wearing a smile that cannot be removed by any news that might reach his ears today) IT'S A BOY! DRINKS ALL AROUND! RAISE YOUR GLASSES LADS AND LASSES TO THE NEWEST CREW MEMBER OF THE TSUNAMI KATE! TO MY SON, LIAM! ARRRR! Free drinks all around and all you can carry when you leave! Somebody get me some cigars and right quick!

You could use one of these...

Let them get in close... ....then the knife.

I'm doing well, thank you. How are you this fine Wednesday?

Here are your just desserts...

Actually, that's today's special! Lamp chops...

Well, lads and lasses. I'm off for the night. I've left out a barrel or two and the cook can see to your needs. Aye. I've put out the small stage for poetry readings and there's a piper and a mandolin player for those who care to dance. Goodnight all.

Shshhhhhhhhh! don't say it so loudly.

Blazes, mate. That's three bags of crowns so far today that ye've given me. Who had the bad luck to cross you in a stealing mood?

How can I turn a profit if you be sneaking in your own spirits? Ah, well. It will keep the stores from running dry.