William Brand
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Let them get in close... ....then the knife.
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I'm doing well, thank you. How are you this fine Wednesday?
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Here are your just desserts...
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Actually, that's today's special! Lamp chops...
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Well, lads and lasses. I'm off for the night. I've left out a barrel or two and the cook can see to your needs. Aye. I've put out the small stage for poetry readings and there's a piper and a mandolin player for those who care to dance. Goodnight all.
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Shshhhhhhhhh! don't say it so loudly.
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Blazes, mate. That's three bags of crowns so far today that ye've given me. Who had the bad luck to cross you in a stealing mood?
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How can I turn a profit if you be sneaking in your own spirits? Ah, well. It will keep the stores from running dry.
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Aye, lass.
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Well pray we never have to get stranded long enough to find out. Here's to the women of Pyracy!!! ARRRR!
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It isn't that which you posses, but who you know. I do believe that this here "net" we all spend so much time surfing, has every image I may ever need. Aye. Now what shall it be, mate? A drink? A dish?
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I love ye too, Jack. Platonically. And yes, Captain Ciaran I have some of both...
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Whoooooa there Cap'n. Don't eat so fast lest ye crack yourself open. Aye. There is no shortage of food here, so there's no need to feast for fear of losing one's chance.
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(snaps his fingers. A team of four sturdy litter bearers arrive with a covered litter) Take this woman wherever she needs to go and be quick about it!
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hmmm...maybe the lobster is off.
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The best day for me would be... Oh wait. I'm in Utah. Nevermind.
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Here's a plate. Help yourself to as much as you like. More rum!
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Ta-dah!
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It's nice to see all my customers in better spirits. Aye. Much better. Dark chocolate is the only thing on the menu today.
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(smiles sympathetically and continues playing)
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(places a very large hot chocolate drink in front of Mercenary and takes out a lute. plays something non-descript and soothing, but says nothing.) Sometimes it's best not to say anything. Aye.
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I heard that somebody went into the bank recently and shot a loan supervisor! Tsk! Tsk! Ohhhh...look. I think you dropped this bag of heavy gold coins sir! (in a low whisper) psst. thanks mate. Another pitcher for every table! More rum!
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My pyrate novel comes out tomorrow-god, i need rum
William Brand replied to Nelson Cooke's topic in Thieves Market
Well, that is fine news. Congratulations, mate. -
By all means. Pull up a chair. I'll get a bottle or two.
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whoaaaa there. Settle down. Take a seat and tell me what's going on. I'll get you a pint.