William Brand

NICE SHOT! That be as fine a shot as I have witnessed in many a year. Aye. We shall dine well tonight! Wait...BLAM! And a side of quail...

Handy indeed, I'll wager. Mind the rail gun and the powder and see that you not forget your pistols! I'm in a killing mood and their be quarry about. There goes one! BLAM!

Thanks for watching the place. I was in no mood to serve drinks. I was in more of a mood to serve up death and destruction, but it looks terrible on a menu.

Good morning all. It was a long night for me, but I'm feeling a little brighter today. My spirits, while not in the best of health are somewhat revived. So, if I occasionally yell out, "DAMN THEIR HIDES!" or "SCUTTLE THE LOT O'THEM!" or even "I'LL HAVE THEIR HEADS ON A PIKE 'ERE I DIE!", then just raise your glasses. I'll be over it soon. Now...where's that pike got off to?

I'll be under a tarp in the hold if anyone needs anything.

I feel like this...

Sigh. Thanks.

Sigh. I'm having an awful day. I'm having what I consider to be the worst day I've had in seven years. We recently applied for a loan that would have improved our lives about three thousand percent. The bank told us we had it and then a week later they tell us we don't. Now we're screwed. I'm in a really foul mood. I hate being lied to. I'll be at the bar soaking in a pint.

I need a drink.

I'm going to steal that coat and leave a note.

Yes it does.

Why do I think that your sister and I would get along?

Tame it? Did you say tame it? Hell, I usually add fuel. More rum!

Well...this thread took off... ...and left me on shore. It's nice to see so many redheads. Aye. A round of rum to every redhead on Pyracy!

I'm sure it's for insurance. Something stupid, anyway.

It was worth the wait. Very fine work and a benefit to those who couldn't be there. You allowed many of us to attend by proxy.

I was all excited until I read your post. So let me get this straight... ...they don't serve good food, which is fine because any sailor worth his salt is used to bad food. But they don't like you to show up dressed up!? My enthusiasm dropped a notch.

Thank ye, all. It was a pleasant surprise in an otherwise horrible day. And congratulations to Mercenary. Bring on the pirate cake!!!

Aye...I do believe that you are right! More rum!

You sir, are drunk! More wine?

(wakes up buried to his neck in sand) What the...?

Aye, you may indeed. (takes Mercenary's hand and with a nod to Phil begins to dance and knock over chairs)

OH, how dashing! And for you...I'll wear the red brocade vest with the spanish gold buttons. Let's have some music here! I'm in a dancing mood.

Ohhhhh stop. Is my face red? Well if it ain't, I ain't nearly drunk enough by half! More rum!

Well thank you kindly, Mercenary. Tis a fine thing to have notoriety among pirates. Aye, a fine thing. I think I'll put on me dress sword and hanger and wear a sash of fine Thai silk. Aye.