William Brand

Great Scot! I'm notorious! When did that happen? Drinks are on the house! I'm bloody notorious!! Let the beer and wine flow! Let there be a veritable tsunami of imbibements! Arrrrrrr!! (Does a jig and fires off a pistol or two)

Never you mind about looking red. Try being a redhead. Aye.

(pats Mercenary on the back) No, no, no. I meant that I replenish the holds with stolen goods regularly, not the other way around. The Kate has plenty of food and drink. Aye. Drink up.

A dent in me stores? Hardly. Most of it was stolen. Here's a bottle of Jameson for Crimson...

Behold...Sangria!

Take this to the table at the back... Today's specials are Roasted Rib Eye with roasted vegetables... Salmon in Saffron Mussel Sauce... Roasted Asparagus with Fresh Favas and Morels... Shrimp, Jicama and Apricot Salad... And Tiramisu.

You...don't...like...sushi...? (gasp) Have you ever had spicy shrimp tempura rolls?

(hands Merchenary Wench some shark repellant) I'll get my harpoon.

Jazz Mandolin Project - Jungle Tango It's lute music hyped up on adreneline and rum.

(offers his hand) We might do better to all go swimming. Less chance of falling.

(puts his foot in a brass monkey sending cannonballs everywhere) Avast!

My reputation procedes me, but it also follows me. While captain of the Hammerhead, it was my standing order to chum the seas wherever we sailed. This left a "red wake" trailing behind the ship. Any sailor foolish enough to fall overboard went to the sharks that ever followed the Hammerhead. It had a way of keeping the men on their toes. Aye, it did indeed. Not to mention the impact it had on rumor mongers and other ships.

It...can't...get...any...worse...? Most of us are armed! (Steps back into the fray)

Danger is my middle naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! (crash)

wow...has it been awhile. you better lead.

I know the swing moves well. Aye. I can lead or follow. Take it away!

Then...may I have this dance? (lays aside his coat, hat and pistols)

Now I'm jealous. I was fine before, but now I'm jealous, damn your eyes. Great slideshow.

I find that on some occasions I speak like a pirate caricature, but mostly I just speak like myself. After all, many pirates were educated by the finest schools of thought. Still, I can't help but let a few "AAAAARRRS" and "Yo-ho-hos" slip every now and then. Aye.

(Ciaran walks into the Tsunami Kate, after talking with a group of pyrates out front) William, there be a group of pyrates out there asking if ye do "take out" orders, especially the dessert type. Are you asking if I deal in the trade of "flesh"? No lad. I'll sell no woman or man, but you're welcome to ask any of the dancing girls to dance in whatever way might suit thee and them. Aye. I'll not stop revelry between mutual parties.

Fortification, eh? How about some of this...? or this...?

Today's special is sturgeon with a side of potatoes and a pint of cider. And for dessert... ...dancing girls.

Yoda says that you can have the rest of his. I need more sleep.

Speaking of St. Patrick, today's special is all things snake. Irabu, sea snake... And some land snake...

Well, all's well that ends well. Besides, everyone knows that St. Patrick was a snake charmer from India.