William Brand

I'm glad you are all enjoying the frog legs so much. Would anyone care for some creme brulee? Anyone? I burned the top myself.

Thank you, kindly.

There you go good sir, and a pint of wake up juice.

Silver tongued devil woman... Thanks. Get this woman a pint!

excellent. I'm related to ole Ben.

Take him below! And chain him up by the sink. A restaurant generates a lot of dishes.

Um... ...what..the..hell?

why do woman always take advantage of me when I'm passed out on the floor?

Wearin' out? Hell...I ain't...even...winded...I...I...could go on...for hou... (Thud)

Never you mind about not being good. I have two left feet. ...and on sealegs too.

Care too?

MMMmmm...today's special is the Flamenco.

Aye. Aye.

Sorry...I was in the hold remodeling the wine cellar when I heard all this stomping upstairs and had to come and see what was going on. Ahhh...nice. Wine. Women. And song.

(pulls hat down over horns) What...do...you...mean?

No it stands for When Rendered Wet. Or is it...Worsted Raw Wool. hmmm.

There you go, Merry. I'm sorry I missed your birthday. I blame the monkeys.

Poor corner people. Today's special is barbeque ribs!

I'm going to remodel the Tsunami very soon because everyone keeps sitting in the dark corners alone. Why do we sit in the dark corners? Are we all trying to be melodramatic and "mysterious"? Putting on aires of quiet sophistication? I'm going to make this room round if you don't all cut it out. This is a social establishment. Aye. I'm going for the fire hose.

Excellent. Get this pyrate drink and start him a tab.

Well, well, well... The place is hoppin' and I'm running low on chips.

Would you like goats milk with that? It's made from real goats... ...um milk.

Today's special is Shepherd's Pie... MMMM... Made with real shepherd.

Le ladie a l'excellent goût. Aye.

There are fewer than I suspected. Aye. We have a redhead shortage!