Well...Baconfest is come and gone again. Lots of bacon dishes. Lot's of costumes. Lots of laughter, music and dancing.
Aye. Another year to wait...
I am third from the right in the back row.
Crimson Crow, me fine lad! 'Tis the day of yer nativity and I for one be glad for it. Let us drink until we can't stand up and then we shall truly start drinking.
I brought dancing girls. Aye.
(removes his hat and hangs his head low)
I have missed yer birthday and for that I am sorry. Aye. I shall make it up to ye with the following belated gifts. I have brought these four keg bearing slave boys and a bronze tub from Spain for yer private quarters.
(bows low)
We can only hope that someday the world will experience a crash of economy, technology and a governments.
The day that happens, I'll meet you off of the Keys. Aye.
The lad was an idiot of the first order. Sooo I kept it friendly until he left.
It was quite similair to having a bee in the car and waiting for an opportune moment to pull over and let the buzzing little devil out.