William Brand

Cannibal Sample Platter - Head cheese, Fish fingers, Ears of Corn, Artichoke Hearts, Etc.

The Marooned Special- All the coconut cream pie and crab you can eat.

We have to have theme specials as well... The Blackbeard - Blackened Catfish served over strips of rare beef steak on a bed of rice. Black and bloody. The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea - Goat cheese over shark steaks Three sheets to the wind - The all-you-can-eat soft taco bar.

Yes, but we have to call it the Sand Witch. The South Seas Shake Shack menu so far... The Beach Burger The Son of a Beach Burger The Sand Witch The BLT (Bacon, Lice, Trichinosis) - The high seas sandwich

I'll be in the cold end of the lagoon.

Say "innocent" and "virginal" just once more...

I little Lenny. "Rock and Roll is dead!"

Son of a Beach Burger. You, sir, just won all the drinks you can down in a year.

Josette needs to kill someone. At least by accident.

Aye. They wait until the food is brought to them and then they use the greasy fat from the meat and cover themselves with it to squeeze between the bars. ...ewwww. No. That isn't it.

...with the rats. Sigh. It's just like Paris in the Spring.

Aye. But I'm not complaining.

You used "breed", "clean" and "Pyrate" all in the same sentence. You look exhausted. You better sit down.

Sure...help me find my keys.

There's some wonderful filth over here!!!

The mud...? I'll have the dirty cook's son make you some mud pies.

Let's see...do I have everything for that? Fries, extra crunchy... ...with a touch of garlic and a spirg or two of parsley. Swiss cheese... Avocado... Hamburger... And a mudslide... AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Nobody messes with pirates. Except other pirates.

Actually, there is a place in Hawaii called "Cheeseburgers in Paradise". Still, I think I'll open a little side shop off the Kate that's closer to the lagoon, but it can't be called Cheeseburgers in Paradise. I prefer something with pirateness. Introducing The South Seas Shake Shack! Today's special is the Pyrate Patty-melt (served drawn and quartered) with a Tsunami Shake.

Aye, aye. Wait. I'm a redhead.

Better?

No...how WIDE are the straps?

Hmmmm...well. I can't tell by the picture how red it is, but we'll let you stay. A good smile goes a long way.

I'll need to plant a few more palm trees on this little island. Aye. Half and halfs all around!

That would give us one palm tree for each of us. Agreed.