William Brand

Pestulant Hang About. Loitering Layabout. I'm more of a Lingering Odor.

You'll be a scourge of the seven seas by this time next year! Aye.

Aye. A toast...to birthdays, bottomless money purses, and long life.

Niiiiiice, and strangely appropriate for virtual pirates.

Today's Special is Hula Dance... And Hawaiian Kabobs

You're welcome. Besides, you're only as old as you feel. Last night at two in the morning, I was 184.

I plan to do both a painted and a sewn version of each. The painted version is going to be about nine by twelve feet. I'm going to cover a wall with it.

Thanks for the compliments. I also like the crossed pistols best, but you can never have too many jacks. Aye.

No, lass. I was having one of "those" days. You can stay as long as you like.

The most interesting thing about this thread are the fair numbers of people who justify that they are redheads or who seem uncertain. If you are a redhead, you...are...a...redhead. You don't need to say...it looks brighter in the sun. You don't need to say...I dye it. You should never say...I guess so. You are or are not a redhead. If you "Guess you are" or "Sort-of are" then you probably are not. I burst into flame in direct sunlight. I am a redhead.

And would you like anything to drink with that?

Well...an artist like me is never truly finished designing anything, but here are both of my Jolly Rogers. At least until I change them again. I'm such a damn perfectionist.

Today's Special is Trout Almondine. And Tilapia With Tomatoes And Olives. Plus Mussles with Beurre Blanc. And finally... Firecracker Grilled Alaska Salmon! And no...it isn't made with firecrackers.

Well...it's time to close up for the night. I'll leave a keg outside the door for those who need a night cap.

She is a pyrate. Worry not for Mercenary, but worry, rather, for them who would stand in her way. Aye. MORE RUM!

Of course. Here, take it with you.

(shakes head sadly) If you have to ask...

Today's Special is ribs with a side of stewed vegetables and fried potatoes.

Dixie Gun Works has a nice Pederosi kit for the Queen Anne Pistol for only $225. It shall be mine.

Is it still Breakfast at midnight?

Would you like some more?

Aye. It's red enough. There be plenty of fakers on this thread.

Aye.

There you go, Diego. Today's special is Quiche Lorraine served with a fine white wine.

I would, but I was kidding about the aforementioned. Can I get you a poppyseed muffin instead...?