Buy it sharp.
One of the bast ways to understand the sword is grasped during test cutting. Not that you can't cut through an object with good form and follow through, but personally, I recommend a sharp one.
Or buy two. One with. One without.
I have a weak heart. Perhaps you should just use the bronze tub in my cabin. I'll see that no wandering patrons find their way in there.
No charge for the soap.
Let's see...Master Lasseter has the Mutton with a side of greens.
Watch that. It's probably spicier than you may be used to oweing to the fact that the cook likes to cook mutton in a chinese style.
A beef pie for Diego.
With a guinness for each gentleman and a dark coffee for the lady.
(lays out a fine breakfast for himself comprised of a sausage, egg and chees biscuit with a tall mochachino and then goes back into the kitchen for the salt. Comes back out moments later...)
What the...?
Bloody pirates.
(walks into the Kate and finds a scrap of paper on the bar)
1 bagel, 1 cup Mocha java. Thankee for breakfast on the run.
(Sets out clean plates and steins for the morning crowd)