William Brand
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Only when attacking. I get too anxious to sleep at night so I get up early, attack and then I have the rest of the day to divide the spoils. And enjoy a leisurely breakfast.
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Soooo... ...how is it surprising?
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Everyone attacks at night.
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I always attack at dawn. Red in the morning...sailors take warning.
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Hope the shakes are on their way out. All I have for that is Opium and perhaps some heavy turkey gravy.
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Go on. Get in. You only have yourself to blame.
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Aye. Aye. Our big salad... And a serving of lasagna with extra cheese.
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Today's special is a Lasagna Florentine, served with vegetables in heavy butter and a side salad. And today's entertainment is a demonstration of longsword technique from the German schools of said art.
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I spent 5 hours mowing the lawn. I have a big lawn.
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Today's special is turkey with all the trimmings... Wow...that looks good.
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It's a good Friday, if you aren't swayed by the superstition of the calendar date. Aye. Thirteen has always been a lucky number for me. I'm headed home to work on art projects for the day. Have a glorious weekend, everyone.
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There you go.
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A guinness and bloomin' onion for every table. Aye. A good Friday.
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Double cheeseburger with swiss... ...extra tomatoes... ...and grilled onions. Specifically, torpedo onions grilled in olive oil! Whoa. The cook be getting carried away!
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IT WAS YOU! Damn. That means I lost the bet. I thought it was Bilgemonkey. (starts counting out coins)
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Great Scott! When did you become a scourge!? You get a free dessert. Congratulations.
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Actually, redheads are probably to subversive for an all out attack. We conquer by deception. (insert evil laughter and wringing of hands here)
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Royaliste is absolutely right. You'll also need lice. Ewwww.
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And our biggest guinness yet.
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The Mongolian Beef has onions. So does the Southern Coast Chicken. And if that won't do, then the onion blossom has onion.
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I may weep. DREAD PYRATES DON'T WEEP! It's beautiful.
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Arrrrrrrr! I'm in a killing mood. I could get used to this Dread Pyracy feeling. Aye. Man the main braces. Reef the top gallent sails! Look lively there! More rum!
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It's official. I've posted 1,000 times to this little port of call. Drinks are on the house. Don't spill anything or else you'll have to answer to Dread Pyrate Red Wake...
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Not enough red...
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Filming has begun...possible spoilers ahead
William Brand replied to Iron Bess's topic in Pyrate Pop
Would that I were there.