William Brand

Shems. Superb cane dancer.

My friend Sevda. One of the best sword dancers alive.

Speaking of dance pictures, I think it's high time the Tsunami had a dance review. Post your favorite dancer pictures! BRING ON THE DANCING GIRLS! My own dancing beauty...

Here! Here! To Liam and Love!

A double boiler maker with scotch.

Prom pictures yet, Mercenary?

lol Aye. Have another drink on the house.

He is doing well, thanks. He is a good little chap. He almost never cries and he sleeps in long shifts, which is a blessing to new parents. Aye. He is unaturally cute for a newborn, but I'm not complaining. At least people don't have to lie when they talk about how cute he is.

I prefer this here hammock. Aye.

Aye.

A bottle for the two of you and a round of clean...well...rinsed plates. Dig in.

The hammock is little more than a rectangle of canvas that is gathered at the ends by a hemp rope. Find some heavy duty canvas and put brass eyelets in the ends for the rope. Instant hammock. You can order hammocks at this site. http://www.nicamaka.com/PG-InUseLandscapet.htm Remember, it has to be big enough for them to sew you into it if you get killed.

Today's special includes: Tasses à grog Our house fried rice Egg rolls Chinese style green beans Beef Chow Mein And all the Mu Shu Pork you can eat. Comes with mango and sweet rice.

Fewer and fewer people order the special anymore... Let's see, Hunter's chicken. Vegetables. Chocolate Sponge Cake. Pink Custard...well...I have Bavarian Creme. Will that do? ...and a dram of whiskey give or take a dram. Plus a guiness for Diego.

Aye. Aye. Unless of course, you meant the drink?

Aye. Someone will pay dearly for forgetting.

No...Forever...Young... Wow. A sign of the Apocolypse.

But did they play Alphaville's Forever Young? Today's special is Brisket. Now I'm hungry.

Aye, aye. One corn dog!

The little lad is growing like a weed. Aye. Handsome little devil. Wish I could have at least once dance tonight. Lucky date. He better hold the door for you!

Yell at least one "Yo-ho!" for me at the dance. Aye. They've been playing my high school prom song for 16 years now at every prom there is. Alphaville's Forever Young will be playing 300 years from now. You've got to let me know if they play it.

If he tries anything, he'll have about thirty pirates to answer to. Unless you want him to try something. Either way, have a glorious time. Are you wearing a black dress with skull and bones on it?

Irish Breakfast for Mercenary with a side of chocolate crepes... And bacon and eggs for Diego.

Aye, lass. Crepes a plenty. Piles of them standing ready to be filled. What shalle it be then? Raspberries, Strawberries, blackberries, chocolate, cream...?