Hmmmmm,
*Counts "1,2,3,4,5 yup that's one hand" - "6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ok both hands", checks a mirror, "yep lips still in place and operational"*
Now, anyplace in particular ye'd like me to use these?
A desire to play wi Merry? Wot, ar ye kidding? If'n a man don't ha that desire, somebody call the surgeon to check his pulse.
And she's off again....