Kendra The Sea Maid

YAY FOR ME!!

"It is so good, that when I am finshed with it, I will get up, go to the back and shoot the cook. And that is what I need from you right now to help keep the balance."

"You want me to shoot the cook."

"No I'll shoot the cook my cars parked out back any way."

I would like to nominate Sir Beachum. For has poet's way with words and it makes me laugh.

The Punisher? Just guessing Never saw the movie

Pirates OF Carribean Opening!!

To celebrate the long awaited sequal The Pirates Of Carribean: Dead Man Chest

There will be a pirate invation at the two of the Bay Area's Movieco theaters

July 7, 8, 9

Baywalk Times: Friday 6pm-8pm Saturday 12pm-8pm (I'll be there from 12- 2pm) Sunday 12pm-8pm

New Tampa: 6-10 on Friday and 12-8 on Saturday only.

For More Info Contact: Robert Doherty @ WWW.Piratefair.com

Hope you can make it, and do please pass on the info

The eyes are the window to the soul.

I got Charmer . . .

I don't think this fits me.

Your Birthdate: October 24

You understand people well and are a natural born therapist.

A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around.

You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you.

You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people.

Your strength: Your devotion

Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness

Your power color: Lilac

Your power symbol: Heart

Your power month: June

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirt...thdatemeanquiz/

I was watching the very dreamy and very well fit Tyrone Powers

In the Mask of Zoro Twice in the flim (in the begining and at the very end) he tossed his sword up and stuck into ceiling. He did this again in the Black Swan When he "Bunked with" Maureen O'Hare.

So what is the deal with this trick, I mean was he showing off one day and some one said that's neat, we need to get that on flim.

"A Pyrate's Life Is The Life For Me!"

"Jack Sparrow Floats My Boat!"

I went to the Georgia Renfaire this weekend. Had the chance to meet "THE MAN" as another pub member once described him. I met Casabel and Braze this weekend. Wonderful people. It would be nice to hang out with them again.

As Far as eho I would like to meet. Hmm Well the list would be quite long as far as that goes. In my area that would be ...

Paisley

Kendra

Hurricane

Capt Jim...( i think he's from around here)

Others would be....

Deigo

Blackhearted Pearl

Siren

and a few others...Heck It would be nice to meet you all.

I Too had the opportunity to meet Casabel on Sat at John Levique Days (also the ship's cat) very cute. He had a very kind a getlemanly manner about him. I also saw from a distance Captain Hurricane, but obviously he was in quite a hurry for he did not here me call out to him.

I also like to say thank you to John for placing me so high on your list.

I found the answer I was looking for @ Ask.com For those interested I have Mozila That has netscape.

Jeeves said:

1. Go to your internet preferences

A.From Apple Menu, Select System preferences

B. Click the internet Icon

2.Select The Web Tab

3. from Default Web Browser Drop Down list, select the web browser you would like.

Note: If the browser you want to set as default is not listed, click select to search for program

Note from me: One you find the program you want. MAKE SURE YOU SAVE!! Otherwise you are still using old browser.

Class Dismissed

Thanks Rumba, It was alot of fun to play as well as being part of cast. If I am part of cast this year, I am going to ask to be part of a bigger crew. Simply because I realized it was far too demanding for Brian to help me in and out of the rickshaw. Plus he told me last year that he liked being apart of the gun crew. So this year ought to be an interesting one I am keeping the name for sure. . .

The "cliffhanger" may take longer than exspected, I have to find someone with a scanner first.

sorry

1.

Open Windows Explorer

2.

From the Tools menu, select Folder Options...

The Folder Options dialog box appears.

3.

Select the File Types tab

4.

From the list select HTM

5.

Click CHANGE...

6.

From the Open with listing select the browser of your choice

7.

Click OK

8.

From the list select HTML

9.

Click CHANGE...

10.

From the Open with listing select the browser of your choice

11.

Click OK

12.

Click OK

13.

Test by double clicking on web document or link to a web document.

Thank you Mr. Hawkyns for your help, but unfortunatly the information you gave was for windows.

However, do not fret for I "Asked" and expert by name of Jeeves and he was most abliging.

Oh and I am sorry that this subject got posted twice I am not sure how that happend

How Do I change my default browser?I have a MAC. and my default browser is Internet explorer and I want to change it to Mozilla. HELP!! Thank you!

How Do I change my default browser?I have a MAC. and my default browser is Internet explorer and I want to change it to Mozilla. HELP!! Thank you!

Kendra you look lovely but then ye always do. Brian is a right fine Pyrate to be assisting ye and he is handsome to.

He is the one I told you that looks like Brendon Fraiser. I will take a better pic so you can Judge for your self. And Sometime next week I will have two of my favorites put disk. . .*Note* One brings tears to my eyes every time I see it. . .(What a cliffhanger huh?)

I Don't know If I showed this photo before or not. Anyway here is me As Meavous O'Connell Captain of the "Crew Of II" Aboard the "Land Yacht" II Oh yea the "lucky" guy pullin the Land yacht is my "crew" Brian

Where can I sign? I mean I know where to sign,but the question is do ya want me to sigin

Hello Kendra. How dare no one answers your questions! You are just too funny. Since mothers day has come and gone, I am sure you have decided on what is best. If your mother likes Cher, more power to her. I am sure you should have bought the two-disc CD.

What is funny is you being on the pyracy pub and asking for advice by the likes of these rogues. It is as if I asked these pyrates about a Celine Dion Concert. I know your intentions were good and you meant well for your mother. I am not trying to sound disrespectful Kendra. You just made me smile with your innocent little question. Very sweet.

*Blushing* Thank you. I am glad I could make you smile. I know what you mean, but this is Beyond Pyracy thread. I have always been taught that "It dosen't hurt to ask."

I know it after Mothers day, but my Mom's Birthday is in August and she was so happy with what I made. She instantly made me another list and among the list was Cher. And before the pyrate lads get put out, yes I am making one for my Dad. Here is what I have so far:

Werewolves of London 3:21 Warren Zevon Other

Witchy Woman 4:11 The Eagles Selected Works: 1972-1999 (1 of 4) Rock/Pop 7

Joy to the World 3:19 Three Dog Night Forest Gump Soundtrack (disc 2) 7

Mama Told Me ~ Three Dog Night 3:19 Three Dog Night Three Dog Night 1

Spirit In The Sky 4:02 Norman Greenbaum Oldies

Devil Went Down To Georgia 3:36 The Charlie Daniels Band Million Mile Reflections [uK] Country 6

Longhaired Redneck 3:23 David Allan Coe For The Record - The First Ten Years General Country 4

As you can see I have a long way to go. Again I thank you, I have a had a rough moring and you made me smile too. BTW I am a Celine Dion Fan as well as Areosmith, Queen, Poison, and Bon Jovi

For Mother's Day I made my Mom a CD. She like it so much she wants another one. She made me a list. and one of the songs she wants is "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot me down)" Now on the two disk set they list the song on both disk one as the "Original" (disk one) and the other has Bang Bang. Now dose that mean that disck 2's is a live version or is it an exstended version? the reason I ask is so I know if it is worth getting it or not

Thank you Phil

Now I have another question, as I write this post  the Song "Rich Girl" is playing. . .Is that somesort of poetic sign?  *giggle*

Actually, as most of the well-known writers could attest, getting rich wasn't high on their list of reasons for writing...

It was the GROUPIES, man!

And thanks for the info - I'll check them out...

Yea Man!! You know that could be a good or bad thing depending on the author's subject matter One of my autor friend told me at one of his book signings that a beautiful blond woman came up and told him how wonderful he was and then shoved something into his hand and left. Whe he opened his hand, he saw a sticky note with a phone number attched to a pair of thong underware.

So see you wanabe rockers it happends to all us artistic types!

Thanks Phil. Publish America has POD. On a good note someone at my church whose husband is the church treasurer is looking into for me (to make sure it is safe you know small print stuff. plus some else is giving me another publisher to try. So things are starting to look up! If you would like too look it up Publishamerica.com

Now I have another question, as I write this post the Song "Rich Girl" is playing. . .Is that somesort of poetic sign? *giggle*

Aye! 'Tis naught but truth, as truth would hold us spellbound to it's clarity. And Truth be but a beacon that draws us nigh unto it's true purpose; to light the path of Righteousness.

OK, so I really wasn't paying attention to that last part I wrote. And no, no, NO, NO, NO, I'm not mocking anyone's beliefs. I'm but a simple comedian, wanting nught but to extract laughter and perhaps a coin or two from those so entertained. :)

And yes, yes, Yes, YES, YES, YES!!, Kendra! You need to come back to the Pub. A large portion of our collective soul was lost when you left. Please, come back to us. That is, if you can forgive the ass that I've been. Yeah, it's a very public apology. And if I'm ostricized for it, so mote it be. :) I'm a big pyrate, and I can take it.

Your Forgiveness is accepted, Although that is not why I have not been around much! So now I will set the record straight, for those who it may concern. I am not spending too much time on the internet because:

1. It ties up my phone line, and my Mom needs to check her e-mails more often since our church moved into its new home.

2. My hip pain is still really bad, and I can't stay infront of my computer for very long, (On a positive note: I will be getting an estimate on a roll in shower. No more bubble baths Oh well at lest the pain won't be too bad.

3. I am working on my second novle St. Judas Key and ideas For the third Called Serina De La Mar

4. Hanging out with my friend Dottie two days aweek

5. PT at home one day a week

So basicly, (not to sound like a total snob) the biggest lesson I have learned is ther is more to my life than my computer, and I want to live the adventure,take chances and get messy! And yes find true love and friendship.

I love you all for your concern, and I am niether mad or angery at any one.

I do want to say I am sorry to Rummy for not PM-ing her back that was very rude of me love. I am sorry

Subject: Moms

Why God made moms" answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions ... Be sure to read the two short stories at the end!!!!

Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of string.

3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

; What ingredients are mothers made of?

1 God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

2. They had to get their start from men's bones Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom?

1. We're related.

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your Mom?

1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.

2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

3. They say she used to be nice.

What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your Mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.

2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

3. I guess Mom is, but only bec ause she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?

1. Moms work at work &work at home, &dads just go to work at work.

2 Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your Mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your Mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perf ect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.

2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.

3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on her back.

THE MOMMY TEST

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been laying outside, you don't k now where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh,"...I was thinking quickly,"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.

Happy Mother's Day !