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sutlerjon

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  1. Ahoy! Cap't Spike, I stands by me spellin' !! an' I have know control over what the soothsayin', prognostications of the tea leaves and Rum say about the behaviour of yer descendants!. I can only report what I see in me visions of the future. I'll kindly thank ye to be leavin' me arse outta this. From the sounds of it ya be wantin' ta ink me up like yer fellow crewmate Nigel. Speakin' o' the wretch, I needs to be in contact wit' him regardin' apiece o' the gear yew was so kind ta compliment. If ye'll check your PM I'll send sumptin that I saw in a vivid nightmare that included your descendants and the re association wit' another tyrannical wanna be "King" ...... ain't pretty ....... you or the vision!!
  2. Michael, stopping and encouraging in the same breath? That's like "Born to Kill" written on your helmet and a "Peace Sign" on yer flak jacket ......... Symbolizing the Duality of Man, eh Dutch, I too know the feeling of a too full plate ..... get a bigger plate .... 'course there aren't enough hours in the day to "clean yer plate". This oak you mentioned .... is it sawn an' dry? Perhaps we can make a trade an' ye can keep yer check.
  3. I have to agree, the belt is much more secure, particularly if you have to go aloft during a fight, things swing about ... catch in the rigging ....... If there were braces for gear, why not fer me britches? Keep 'em from slidin' down me backside. Fat boy like me ... no hipbones to hold 'em up. Put the strap under a belt and you constrict your movement ...... A simpler time, i.e. gear not so complicated as a few years beyond ... Just my opinion, trust me I'd love to make and sell more complicated stuff, but I do have cartridge box slings from the "future" that can be adapted to fit a cartouche box ....
  4. Ditto ... er .. PHOTO copy Have a great B-day. Hopefully I made Fayma happy enough that she'll make YOU really HAPPY today!
  5. I made it home safe early Tues, AM. That's what happens when ya leave the event at the crack o' noon on Mon. Slept a little while then had to go to Orlando, just got back from there early this AM, but I did get to go to WDW so that was OK. 'twas a bit like .... " Ye just finished plunderin' Hampton, what arrrr ye gonna do now?" "I'm goin' ter Disney World!" Rode PotC twice I did! THANKS TO ALL AGAIN, FOR A GRAND SEVERAL DAYS! HUZZAH!
  6. "These pipes are ...... CLEAN!" Do miss the "Fancy Lad"
  7. ARRRR! there any picture o' that? My interest is pure ....... ly prurient!
  8. I had a great time. For my second pirate event it was great, enjoyed the heck out of meeting all you other pub members .... All of you helped me have a great time Blackbeard's Crew, (I won't mention the egg that was left in my tent, you know who laid it!) Boners ..... sorry (known their 19th century descendants long enough to know how they were)..... BONEY'S, I finally saw Crispy And Nell in the same place at the same time! Archangel's ( it was nice finally meeting my long haired half brudda) I hope Cheeky's fleur de lis' is not too tender. and all the Others .... THANK YOU ALL FOR AN OUTSTANDING WEEKEND !!!!!!
  9. "When Eddie said he didn't love his Teddy, You knew he was no good kid"
  10. Allright I'll just wave at him and yell .... I DON"T KNOWWWWWWW YOOUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuu, (insert your own paralax sound effect here)
  11. Dutch, do you want me to bring Robbie up with me, if he's walkin' I'll probably see him. I'll let him ride in the back, I don't if I can take his nonstop ramblin'. I got the impression that Capt. Sterling was dissapointed that Robbie was not gonna make an appearance. Let me know if I can help.
  12. That's what Callenish means ..... Cannibal? Using that logic, should Cannibal Crispy properly be referred to as Callenish Crispy .... I mean if he were from an island in the North Atlantic. Pyrates wouldn't like me I'm all gristle an' fat. Not like sea turtle or manatee, both of which also taste great.
  13. They taste really great when made into a soup with some dumplings added!
  14. 'twas meant as a compliment, see if they can set a taping of the Mistress Lilly Show ..... Her new cutlass is a slicer, a dicer, a mankiller from Ronco This weeks episode, "Salamagundi" mystery ingredient salted boucanned Pork wash it down with a spirited Rum Punch
  15. Oh Miss Lilly your new avatar looks like a screen shot from a cooking show on the GAoP food network. Sorta a Rachel Ray with a cutlass!
  16. Aye welcome to ye, and don't be fooled when Rumba Rue said she hadda look twice ...... she was lookin' up your skirt! She does that so she can see your undies, but I learned a trick ...... gets her everytime ..... don't wear none! Seattle, eh can ye get us a good deal on coffee?
  17. I think we're all showin' our age, or at least how much time we spent admiring the photographic skills of those guys .... It sure was a simpler time, not so clinical, a bit more mystery, a "touch" more romance ...... Of course after seeing how well ya'll recall the work it's a wonder YA AIN'T GONE BLIND!!! Hmmm.... maybe that's why the lighting became so much harsher ..... so we, ....er .... ya'll, could see what you was lookin' at ... Yeah, Ya'll that's right. Well, I gotta go ...... Now stop that or ya will be needin' smoked glasses! Anybody seen my white cane?
  18. How stupid could the belt be? It had you lookin' high & low and was probably giggling the whole time you was lookin'.
  19. Patrick, methinks 'e may be the Viceroy's chief cook an' bottle warsher .... Ya know the Viceroy's a bit of a fop ...so 'e'd need 'is bottles warshed. I think 'e may even carry the P*** Bucket for Sir Hair Bone & The Viceroy. Probably an indentured servant what needs liberatin' and perhaps 'is 'ands sanitized. Scurvy Dog Indeed!
  20. Is cousin Robbie going to be the swimming instructor? He told us a while back that Dutch taught him to swim. Would we address him as Dorkter Cousin Robbie?
  21. With that kind of attitude you'll never be a "real boy"
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