Hawk the QM

Sounds like an Island drink that I can get the ladies tanked on. Hehe I'm just teasin' ya mate

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If you want the highest authority on rum like you're speakin' with the man upstairs..... toss a PM to Bilgemunky. I'm sure he can suggest a rum that is the most bang fer yer buck! I mean it's all the bugger does now. Tastes rums and attach stars to their names.

no time to loose no time to loose no time to loose -> Now you try.

I have invaded your thread once again. Surrender the breeches or the teddy bear gets it! One false move... and I tell Scraps to remove it's head!

Oh love-able Graydog. Bring the special shampoo and comb.

It's the fifth state that a Scotsman can achieve, sir. He's got to finish himself off by lunchtime or he thinks he's let down the Emperor, sir. -Well, can't we get him out of it? Oh, I dunno how to, sir. Our Kamikaze instructor, Mr Yashimoto, was so good he never left Tokyo airport.

And now for something completely different. Here on top of Edinburgh Castle, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders. So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks. What makes these young Scotsmen so keen to kill themselves?

News from the Western Front, sir. -Yes? Big enemy attack at dawn, sir -Yes ... ? Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ... -They what ... ? .. and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir. -Good God! How did our chaps react? Well, they were jolly interested, sir. Some of them ... I think it was the 4th Armored Brigade, sir, they ... well, they went and had a look at the spiders, sir. -Get me the Prime Minister. Not that quickly! Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent that the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap, but they're also not taking it seriously. ~Bastards.

Honestly.. nothing more should ever need to be said. I blame Sponge Bob

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True... but the crabs are free. Where's everyone going?

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There are so many pages that I don't know if this joke was told before. Sorry if it was. It looks odd because I copied it out of an email. SPOILER ALERT! It has some naughty language. If you're reading this then you agree that you are a pirate and that you can deal with bad words. =) SON OF A BITCH FISH. > The parish priest went on a fishing trip. > On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel > it in. > > The guide, holding a net, yelled, 'Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!' > > 'Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!' > > 'No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is - a Son of a Bitch fish!' > > 'Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!' > > Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster. > > 'Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen' > > 'Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch.. What should I do with it?' > > 'Why, eat it! Of course. You've never tasted anything as good as Son of a > Bitch!' > > Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory. > > While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his > trip. > > 'Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!' > > Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, 'Father!' > > 'It's OK, Sister. T hat's what kind of fish it is, a Son of a Bitch fish!' > > 'Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a Bitch?' > > Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit > in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for his dinner. > > 'I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch', she said. > > As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in. > What are you doing Sister?' > > 'Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new Bishop's > Dinner' > > 'Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!' > > 'No, no, no, it's called a Son of a Bitch Fish.' > > 'Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and > that Son of a Bitch can be the main course! > > Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch.' > > On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect.. The Friar > had prepared an excellent meal. > > The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent. > > The new Bishop said, 'This is great fish, where did you get it?' > > 'I caught that Son of a Bitch!' proclaimed the proud priest. > > 'And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!' exclaimed the Sister. > > The Friar added, 'And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a special recipe! > > > The new Bishop looked around at each of them. > > A big smile crept across his face as he said, > > 'You fuckers are my kind of people...

Pirates of the Burning Sea mate. Lots of fun. They did a fairly good job of researching the ships and the art work is exceptional. You can zoom in and actually watch the gun crews loading. EDIT: They are offering a 14 day free trial if anyone wants to try it out, or you can play Pirates of the Caribbean Online for free but it's more cartoon like. Panoramic of Marsh Harbour I actually own that game but I gave up after a week. I couldn't figure squat out and I hated not being able to change clothes after I made my pirate guy (can you still not change?). I kept getting killed by awesome pirates. =(

Yaaaar what game is that Joe? Looks pretty clean.

If'n ye had yerself a ship te call yer own. What be the name? Mine? The Seamentia See-men-shee-ya "A state of mind caused by long periods of time spent at sea. When one sees the same sex as the opposite sex and a totally hot version of one at that".

Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered! ~Sorry old man we don't understand your banter You know, bally tenpenny ones dropping in the custard! ~No no sorry Um... sausage squad up the blue end?

From Wikipedia: On December 2005, Bobby Henderson received a reported USD $80,000 advance from Villard to pen The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Henderson said he plans to use the proceeds from the sale of the book to build a pirate ship, with which he may travel the world in order to convert heathens to the Pastafarian religion. The book was released on March 28, 2006 My only question is, did he actually make a pirate ship? ~ The QM p.s. WWFSMD?

In Cleese I trust! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ah, my name is Pither as in Brotherhood, but with PI instead of the B-R-O. and no hood.

Yaaar! This was my first time trying this ale but it was much better then I was expecting. It doesn't have much of a flavor for an "ale" but it was very smooth. I think its "style" is more like a hefeweizen but tasted more like Boddington's. Non the less it was a good one AND named after my favorite group. My lady picked it up at Bevmo as a joke but it was still pretty good.

Not exactly where this belongs.. but I thought you python nuts would like to see this. Sorry the picture is a little blurry. I took it after I drank the other 5 bottles. I love how the bottom reads "Tempered over burning witches"

Sir! We haven't finished the prosecution! Shut up! I'm in charge of this court. Stand up! Sit down! Go moo! See? Right, now, on with the pixie hats! And order in the skating vicar.

He's the messiah! ....... no he's not. AN UNBELIEVER! PERSECUTE! KILL THE HERETIC!