Hawk the QM

Lad, a real pirate does what it takes to get the most booty! mmmm again... well played sir =P

and the hat...

Obviously a trick to slam a website with views to make advertising money, but still a sweet deal. Can you say "The Shining". Heeeeeeeere's Quartermaster!

hahahahahahaha thar' she blows!

It's spelt Ramon Luxuryyacht but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

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Oh a real pirate wouldn't cater to kiss ups.

I didn't get that far down to realize bucket boots. Oh well... just as hott... I mean shameful... shameful.

I'm going to be sick.

That would probably just be one strip of bacon with cheese and probably the best snack of all. edit: I here by name this.... The Devil's Breakfast.

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Well played sir.

visual aids are always welcome. "I turned around and found my wallet had been stolen with 50 pounds inside." -"Well... did you see anyone around?" "No, no one at all." -"You, uh, wanna come back to my place?" "Ya, sure"

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Oh.... my..... god. I think I actually WANT this to kill me. Would life get any better anyway?

Yaaar mate best o' luck to ye.

Yaaaaaaar welcome to the pub!

I can't see a python quote and let it go. Mostly because of how great the pythons were. So this is the thread to get your daily quote on. You can't win the game. You can't loose the game. You really can't play the game wrong. Post a quote and be an instant winner. "This game makes no sense and it doesn't go anywhere." I think they would be proud. "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput."

Go on. Go to the back. There's always one. I feel partially responsible for this. On the bright side I did the same to their thread too. It's all just part of a larger plan to drive you all insane and into the Awesomesauce Club. EDIT: but in my defense, I did ask a fart question. =)

Of which is my property. Hands of dogs!

Hey I didn't say "Nagging so hard your ear started ringing."

This just isn't fair. I'm going back to the Aweseomesauce Club.

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Who said anything about PJ's??? How am I supposed to LEAVE after that. This club is definitely for women. edit: I feel teased. I'm going to go cry in some rum.

Anyone else here fart so hard that their ear started ringing?