Red-Handed Jill Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Aye - Iron Hand and Nancy are about my height and I'm average height for a woman, so Patt is indeed in the "Tall Pirates" club. Certainly past six feet tall... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Certainly past six feet tall... Well 6 foot three..... Unless I'm laying on me back drinkin' rum.... then I be much shorter........... Funny thing.... Iron Hand is about average height for what Pyrates and Sailors were back then.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Diamond Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Well, Patrick, it seems my hubby and Yak will be in good company at PiP! Hubby is 6'3", and Yak is well over 6' ~ The Tall Pirates Club is GROWING (yeah, I know, just ignore me ~ ) Oooh, shiny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 My husband, Chain Shot, is 6' 2" . He's new to pirating, and Ojai will be his first event. So, another member of the Tall Pirates Club. Uh, Mary, who or what is Yak? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Diamond Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Yak, Yak-Beast, several other names which I shall not print here ~ A college friend of my Hubby, who is also my friend ~ quite excited about his initial foray into Pyrates ~ Oooh, shiny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Midnight Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 May I join the Tall Pirates Club? I am 6'-4".... "Now then, me bullies! Would you rather do the gallows dance, and hang in chains 'til the crows pluck your eyes from your rotten skulls? Or would you feel the roll of a stout ship beneath your feet again?" ---Captain William Kidd--- (1945) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Sounds more like a bunch of Grenadiers than pirates... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Sounds more like a bunch of Grenadiers than pirates... Oh, dear Lord! Pirate Grenadiers! ::: Starts whistling "British Grenadier"::: ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Sounds more like a bunch of Grenadiers Cool... the tall Pyrates.... six foot pluss.....we all get to toat grenades...... Kinda the Symbol of the tall Pyrate club............ Granades..... hummmmm... yah.......... things that go boom...... sounds kinda fun ter me.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 OH NO! I can hear the gears in Patricks head turning all the way over here on the right coast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 I can hear the gears in Patricks head turning Hummmmmmmm.Grenades.......... <in th' proper Homer Simpson voice.....> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jim Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Good Lord almighty let's not be giving Patrick any more ideas. My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascabel Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Don't ferget, all of them tall blokes have a lot farther to fall when they pass out drunk. ( Cascabel punches Patrick in the kneecap, and runs away....) >>>>> Cascabel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Cascabel, when the tall fellas pass out we just use 'em as spars. We had a main mast crack, an Patrick was rummed up, so we spliced him t' the main mast. Made it in t' port, under full sail, fer the lad even woke up! Aye, another short pirate on deck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Naw.... Ye both the tallest in stature! Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Heh..this will be fun...ok step up...who else among ye be a tall Pirate? Says Red Cat Jenny who is a mere 5'3" and will wave up to you as I pass by... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Herself is just shy of 5' 9" (Without the bucket boots a'course...) Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Jon Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 I also stand about 6'2 more or less... (I think I'm shrinkin' as I get older !) Jonathan Washbourne "Jonathan Washbourne Junr of Bridgwater appeared in court and was ordered to pay £5 fees and charges or be publicly whipped 20 stripes for his abusive and uncivil behaviour to Elizabeth Canaday Late of said Bridgwater by Thrusting up or putting of a skunk under the Cloaths to her Naked Body And then saying he had Done the office of a midwife." (from The Plymouth Journal, July 1701) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Cascabel punches Patrick in the kneecap, and runs away.. Yah.....One a' th' cool things 'bout being tall.... when we falsl over drunk..... thar always be alla th' short people ter soften th' fall..... Dang... war be that thar Randy Newman song when ye really be needin' it....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Says Red Cat Jenny who is a mere 5'3" Drat..... th' song almost worked...... "Five foot two .... eyes of blue.... itchy gittcy gittchy gittchy goo........" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 6' 1-and-a-bit" when I'm stood on deck. 66' 1-and-a-bit" when I'm stood up here: Foxe"With this Fore-Staff he fansies he does Wonders, when, God knows, it amounts to no more but only to solve that simple Question, Where are we? Which every chi'd in London can tell you." - Ned Ward The Wooden World Dissected, 1707ETFox.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abrams Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Aye, Mister Foxe...those guns are looking a little... phallic, would you agree? I've got the heart of a pirate, just not the garb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 When I was at the Northern California Pyrate Festaval, carrying my Doglock Musket..... Some woman commented....... "Over compensating for something...." I just replyed back...." No.... just 'appy ter sees you again......." (I don't think her boy friend was too happy 'bout it.... but I was much better armed than he was...... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Aye, Mister Foxe...those guns are looking a little... phallic, would you agree? Waaaaaaay too big! Foxe"With this Fore-Staff he fansies he does Wonders, when, God knows, it amounts to no more but only to solve that simple Question, Where are we? Which every chi'd in London can tell you." - Ned Ward The Wooden World Dissected, 1707ETFox.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 LOL! I say nothing, but dang it's real hard .... something about that trigger finger... pun intended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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